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My self-summary
Well, I was once paid to film a bunch of dogs just hanging out. It was pretty great.

Open-mindedness is a HUGE deal for me. I will give everything a fair shake and I love trying new stuff.

I live in West Philly.

I love artistic expression, I love fun, I love intensity. Being serious all the time is garbage. So is not being serious ever.

I'm looking for someone who wants to be partners eventually, mutual respect and interest and having each others' backs and blah blah blah. Someone who wants to go do awesome shit, like hiking, cooking, wrestling each other, seeing weird plays and movies, finding free stuff to do in Philly, staying in and watching crazy japanese shows, going to shows, thrift stores and including each other in what we like and just generally wanting to elevate our lives/have as much fun as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with cheese five days out of the week.
Trying to making someone laugh.
Writing something.
Playing bass.
I’m really good at
Never getting enough sleep, finding my way home from new places, hanging out with animals, making stuff up quickly, being adaptable/flexible, enthusiasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Ohhh so he gets loud sometimes."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eugene Ionesco is my favorite playwright and I love absurdist theater in general. Favorite comic writers are Alan Moore, Brian K. Vaughan, Grant Morrison, Mike Mignola. Love Vonnegut, Kafka, Catch-22, Confederacy of Dunces, House of Leaves, the Road, Ship of Fools by Richard Paul Russo, Apathy and Other Small Victories, The Film Club by David Gilmour, Bloods: An Oral History of the Vietnam War by Black Veterans by Wallace Terry, a bunch of others.

DAVID Fincher/Cronenberg/Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, John Carpenter, Kubrick, Orson Welles, Martin Scorcese, Herzog, Takashi Miike, PTA, Coens, Jarmusch, Jeff Nichols, T2, Alien/Aliens, The Fountain, Galaxy Quest, From Beyond, Hellraiser 1 and 2, Robocop, Surf Nazis Must Die, the Birdcage, the King of Kong, Protagonist, Brick, There Will be Blood, Hot Fuzz, Little Dieter Must Fly, Michael Shannon, Paul Newman, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jennifer Connolly, Geena Davis, Forest Whitaker (we share a birthday!), Michael Keaton, Jodie Foster.

Gaki No Tsukai, most Adult Swim cartoons, Nathan For You, Peep Show, Burning Love, Comedy Bang Bang, Trailer Park Boys, Eric Andre, Steve Brule. Mr. Robot and Preacher are my two newest favs. Getting way into RuPaul's Drag race. I also watch wrestling because it's musical theater but instead of singing and dancing there is yelling and fake punching.

Wire, Misfits, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Sonic Youth, Liars, Queens of the Stone Age, Goatsnake, Faith No More, El da Sensei, Killer Mike, Biggie Smalls, Converge, Botch, the Dillinger Escape Plan, The Residents, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Emperor, Old Man Gloom, Castevet, the Ruins of Beverast, Cult of Luna, Fuck Buttons, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Ulver, Neurosis, Coil, Woe, Knights Templar, Hivelords, Drones for Queens.

I 'd really like to get way more into hip hop this year. [working on it, Young Jeezy is the shit.]
The six things I could never do without
1. 2
3. 4
5. 666!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Storylines for wrestlers that I make up in my head. How putting gas in my car might attribute to war crimes. Girls. Uhh Yeah Dude bits.
On a typical Friday night I am
who knows, internet/bed, at a bar with work friends, at someone's house, a show, working, I'm not a goddamned fortune teller get off my back
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The tattoo on my leg can be interpreted as nerdy AND pretentious, woo
You should message me if
you are smart, funny and weird.