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My self-summary
Hey. I'm a decent person who enjoys hanging with others that fit that criteria. I'm a social dude who knows how to act in public and understands words like "respect", "relaxed" and "mozzarella sticks". Important words.

I live in West Philly.

I love artistic expression, I love fun, I love intensity. Being serious all the time is garbage. So is not being serious ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Sharing some form of media/art/nonsense with someone.
Working with cheese around five days out of the week.
Choking down anxiety with experiences.
Hanging with friends as much as I can.
Trying to make someone laugh.
Starting a new project.
Making playlists.
Playing bass.
I’m really good at
Never getting enough sleep, finding my way home from new places, hanging out with animals, enjoying the outdoors, making stuff up quickly, being adaptable/flexible, enthusiasm, not bailing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once I was hanging with a bunch of people and a dude I didn't really know got mad that I kept making jokes so he asked if I was "practicing my stand-up." a few days later he texted me and apologized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Catch-22, Confederacy of Dunces, House of Leaves, the Road, Ship of Fools by Richard Paul Russo, Bloods: An Oral History of the Vietnam War by Black Veterans by Wallace Terry, Kafka, Harlan Ellison, Vonnegut, Oliver Sacks
Eugene Ionesco, Samuel Beckett, Harold Pinter, Vaclav Havel
Grant Morrison, Mike Mignola, Alan Moore, Brian K. Vaughan, Mike Carey
Dead Man, Shotgun Stories, The Fountain, City of lost Children, The Birdcage, The Thing, Eraserhead, Se7en, Hellraiser 1&2, House of Sand and Fog, Brazil
Drag Race, Preacher, QI, Twilight Zone, Nathan for You, Eric Andre, Check it Out with Steve Brule, Black Mirror, Peep Show
Lloyd Banks, King Crimson, Neurosis, Ulver, Misfits, Old Man Gloom, Wire, Daft Punk, Black Sabbath, Dipset, Faith No More, Judas Priest, Converge, Emperor, Neil Young, Bjork, Boards of Canada, Gucci Mane, Liars, Castevet
crackers/cheese/grapes, nachos, bibimbap, pizza, breakfast in general, garlic bread, spicy whatever, stir-fries I make with whatever's available

Etc. - wrestling, a Japanese variety/comedy show called Gaki No Tsukai, making youtube playlists of all the things I find, starting creative projects that sometimes go somewhere with friends, collecting weird ephemera I come across, collecting VHS tapes, band shirts, the colors black, green and purple.
Six things I could never do without
1. 2
3. 4
5. 666!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next party. Whatever specific thing I'm currently into/obsessed with. How putting gas in my car might attribute to war crimes. Women. Uhh Yeah Dude bits. All this dread!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
who knows, internet/bed, at a bar with work friends, at someone's house, a show, working, I'm not a goddamned fortune teller get off my back
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The tattoo on my leg can be interpreted as nerdy AND pretentious, woo
You should message me if
you are smart, funny and weird.
The two of us