Self-summary doesn't sound like too much fun so I'll just give a couple of details, and you'll let me know if you like them.
My favorite expression to get from my dog is that weird half-cocked "confused/wtf are you up to" look. I think this says a lot about me as a person.
I will joke about anything. Be warned.
Many xkcd.com comics resonate with me on a deep emotional level. Many Perry Bible Fellowship comics resonate with me on a WTFlol level.
My friends kick ass and go back a long ways. I still regularly hang out with multiple kids from my preschool class.
Recently I worked at a counter-terrorism think tank where I got to say stuff like "I work at a counter-terrorism think tank" and read a lot of Pakistani newspapers. I knew I'd finally made it when a reporter from the New York Times asked me for a quote, but then I directed him to someone with the authority to actually give a quote to the NYT.
I'm about the slowest person to anger in the world. If you managed to piss me off, you almost deserve congratulations.
I used to be good at volleyball and golf, but now I just like to play when I get the chance.
Movies: Raging Bull, The Matrix, Casablanca, Juno, There Will be Blood, Die Hard, Bill Murray, Heat, Wall-e, Up, etc.
Shows: Arrested Development, Community, The Wire, Always Sunny, Bored to Death, Curb, Lost Season 1-3, Firefly
I'm gonna fill the rest of this out in a bit.