25 Venice, United States
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My self-summary
Ex cartel drug runner turned raw vegan with a knack for solving mysteries. Just got out of a relationship.

What I’m doing with my life
Seeing how many kittens and puppies I can foster before my landlord takes notice.
I’m really good at
Unscrewing really tight jars
The first things people usually notice about me
That my eyes slowly change colors
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: There are far too many exceptional ones to list, ask me.

Movies: Documenataries about the food industry, spike lee and my collection of home made videos 😉

TV: Fox News, ahh real monsters and Cspan 3

Music: Johnny Crash, change the rapper, led Seplin, nibanna, so many good ones the list goes on

The six things I could never do without
My dog Jackson

My mutt Melanie

My puppy trey

My cat Patricia


My golden retriever
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can build a rocket in my garage that will beat Elon to Mars
On a typical Friday night I am
Well it can get a bit graphic, probably best to leave out. Maybe I'll tell you after a while
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have embarrassingly large hands
You should message me if
You managed to filter through my sarcasm