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My self-summary
Hi. I like things and stuff just like you!
What I’m doing with my life
I manage an encyclopedia. So yikes if you catch any grammatical errors here.

And I'm obsessed with running when there's no snow on the ground and play in a basketball league when there is to scratch my ex-jock itch (phrasing!) and to attempt to offset my undying love of beer and food.
I’m really good at
Bar trivia, cooking Brussels sprouts, making inappropriate jokes that are *usually* well-timed, karaoke, freaking the fuck out when "Shake it Off" comes on during a dance party.
The first things people usually notice about me
The shaved head. I've been told many a time that I look like Billy Corgan by jerks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Infinite Jest, Pale Fire, Lolita, Moby Dick, 2666, The Box Man. And lots of fairly insufferable lit crit stuff that I read to justify paying for an English MA.

FLICKS: Lately really loved Her, Under the Skin, and Upstream Color, but some favorites are Chinatown, The Big Lebowski, Solaris, Holy Motors, Take Shelter, The Long Goodbye, Rushmore, and There Will Be Blood. And The Room will change your life, but that may or may not be a good thing.

TV: The Wire, Deadwood, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Archer, and jesus how good is Broad City??

TUNES: Wrens, Dismemberment Plan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Local Natives, Ted Leo, Dirty Projectors, the xx, Japandroids, Fucked Up, Built to Spill, Sunny Day Real Estate, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith.

FOOD: Yup.
The six things I could never do without
Live music
Good running shoes
Seattle-area sports teams to irrationally obsess over
Comedy podcasts
On a typical Friday night I am
Depending on the season, either at a show, Netflixing it up, or out having some beers with friends. And if I get enough of those beers in me then possibly out awkwardly/awesomely shaking it on a dancefloor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ha, nice try, NSA.
You should message me if
You want to strike a blow against the patriarchy by making first contact.