It. is. horrific.
My goals? Nothing fancy, deep, or profound. I just tend to try to be happy. Figure out what makes me happy, and do it, then repeat the process until said activity becomes dull or meaningless. When I'm bored, I'll do jumping jacks until I’m winded, and then contemplate the finer things in life, such as alcohol, American Football and curvacious women.
Oh, and I'm a student at The Ohio State University and about to graduate this Summer. I'm going to be working in the IT field better known as nerd work.
Not likely to happen, though. Geese are tricky, and prefer to avoid a direct confrontation with an angry, boot-wielding heroic human.
Shows: Eastbound and Down.
Music: 90's music please.
Food: Meat and condiments.
3. Ron Swanson.
4. Charles Bukowski.
5. My cat, his name is Rampage.
● The future, think futurism not planning. I do the latter too.
● Why did I come into this room? What was that thing I wanted to get?
● Time travel, wouldn't it be grand?
● What is for dinner? Do I have beer at home?
● It was my keys! My keys are in that room!
● stuff and junk.
That sums it up.
mondays are kind of typical, but fuck mondays.
I only state this because I read the profiles on this site, and stuff. It is disheartening. The majority of you are fackin idiots, sorry to be the one to break it to you.
I don't say this because I think my own intellect is of some sort of special status, it isn't. It's average. I've been around smart people, so I know the difference. All I'm saying is that, for whatever reason, this site is full of idiots. Morons. Women taking pictures from carefully decieving angles, bending over and showing cheap thongs, spewing cliches, and generally butchering the english language in the attempt to be as shallow as humanly possible.
GAaaaahhh argghhhh garb garble
stop. just stop. give love a chance. *plays harp*
So I'm looking for the minority it seems, and hopefully I won't sound arrogant in saying so to those particular individuals because I assume that they will feel similarly.
....I can also lift 40lbs, effortlessly.
Sharp wit, light hearted, laughs a lot, attractive, non judgemental, open minded, independent, feminine, articulate, and creative.
Also a fan of women who can cook. My own cooking is piss poor, so if you can whip up a meal so delicious that I would want to rub it in my hair, I'm more than likely to be partial toward you.