35West Warwick, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there, names Adam. Gonna try and keep this short so it doesn't seem like a dating resume, cuz no one likes that.

I work 3rd shift so its relatively hard to meet new people when you are basically nocturnal, but I like to think I'm a funny and relatively normal, nice guy. Looking for someone who is equally the same; just, you know, a girl instead... I enjoy going to local shows, traveling and seeing new stuff. I try to avoid anything that will either kill me or make me lose a limb or get poisoned.
What I’m doing with my life
Just working full time and trying to enjoy the free time I get in between my wacky hours. Spend a lot of time exercising, cooking, and hunting for good coffee.
I’m really good at
Laughing at my own jokes
Crocodile wrestling
Not making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
1) I'm a man.
2) I have a beard.
3) I have glasses.

I answered this very literally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really like to read, but haven't done too much of it lately. Usually standard Sci-Fi stuff. I avoid books with pictures of people on swings on the covers.

TV shows I pretty much only watch Its Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development , and the Office. But I'll watch damn near anything if I'm bored.

Movies, Not really into horror movies that rely on just 'jump' scares, and realistic alien portrayals really creep me the hell out, but everything else is good.
Six things I could never do without
1-A car
3-Peanut Butter
4-My cat
5-Oxygen (I'm human, for now...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future and zombie apocalypse contingency plan
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually just working. But I'll always make time for plans with the right person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I worry that a spider will crawl into my ear and lay eggs.

And now you do too.
You should message me if
You're tired of the same old search for people and are in to nice guys with beards who make really lame jokes and can spell like a goddamn wizard.
The two of us