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My self-summary
I like to mess with people. Keeps them on their toes. I love to hear other people's stories, I'm interested in the things that excite and move people. I'm a lot of fun after I've had my coffee and a good song comes on.

I was mostly brought up in England, but don't get excited, I no longer have the English accent (unless I'm really drunk); but then get excited, because I'm awesome!! I've traveled a lot and don't see why I should stop.

I'm in a committed relationship with my awesome girlfriend (who I'm linked with on here). We are in a polyamorous relationship and she is my primary. If that's cool with you, then you're cool with me.

I don't have sex on the first date. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I've done it in the past and had a lot of fun doing it. But I want to get to know the people I am with, and it's my preference. Thanks!!

NB: If I message you late at night, it's probably because I'm just getting done with work. I'm not being a drunkass.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a musician. I do a bunch of different things. I do solo stuff, I'm in a wedding band, I'm in a soul acoustic band and I'm in an 8-piece band called On The Sun (
And, I bartend (I love bartending)
I’m really good at
Making the most amazingly corny jokes.
Poaching eggs,
Making hummus,
Remembering movie quotes when I've only seen the movie once 10 years ago,
Saving money,
Running into Israeli strangers and speaking Hebrew to them.
Randomly running into people I know everywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
People notice my beard I would say.
My girlfriend says people notice my eyes🙄.
Also my upbeat personality, after coffee (I'm not joking about this coffee thing)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "The Alchemist" Paulo Coelho. "Me talk pretty one day" David Sedaris. "The Prophet" Kahlil Gibran. "The Martian" Andy Weir. "Powers" Brian Michel Bendis. "Y:The last man" Brian K. Vaughan. "Invincible" Robert Kirkman & Cory Walker.

Movie: Mallrats, High Fidelity, Resovior Dogs, Snatch, Space Balls, Joes Apartment, The Tao of Steve, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, all things Marvel Studios (Guardians of the Galaxy!!!)

TV: This is a long discussion. Obviously I'm into Doctor Who. Last season of Daredevil was gruesome! Just finished Rick and Morty👴🏼🙇🏻. Love me some Amy Schumer and Broad City. But really anything that pushes the envelope or makes me laugh... It's nice when it's both.

Music: This is another huge discussion. Let's just talk about it. I've been really into Emily King, Laura Mvula and The California Honeydrops recently. But really listen to everything.

Food: being mostly brought up in England I love Indian food, but really anything spicy is OK, I have a collection of hot sauces, that I'm told has become an obsession.
The six things I could never do without
A guitar
A pen & paper
Live music (performing or watching)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socioeconomics, and their effect on relationships and mental health. I wrote a 30 page paper on it when I was 16... For poops and chuckles.
(Figure. A- NERD ALERT🖖🏽)

Why I don't sleep, most of my days are 20 hours long.

Why OKC calls these things essays and not paragraphs or whatever. I feel like I'm doing my GCSEs.

Superheroes(⬆️reference fig. A)

What great people I'll meet next. Bartending or playing music, or running or at the park... Or drinking!!

I saw a Calvin Klein model at 14th street staring at a picture of herself... Does this mean I can listen to my music on Spotify?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night pinky! Watch live music!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really an open book. The only things I keep to myself, are other people's secrets.
You should message me if
If you enjoyed my profile and want to talk to me about anything that I like.

If you enjoyed my profile and want to talk to me about anything that you like.

If you didn't enjoy my profile and want to tell me face to face how bad it is over drinks. I'm down for a laugh.

(Tattoos, musicians and Whovians are a plus, but not compulsory.)

Again, I'm in an open relationship. So please be ok with that. I'm just looking for someone who I can hang with and doesn't have a stick up their Pìgu.

Let's chat... Then, let's actually talk!