26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
First things first, I like three things: Pizza, Parties, and Pizza Parties.

Second: I don't play by the rules, I make my own rules, and then I break the rules that I just made for myself. WHY? Because I'm a rebel.

3. I live life hard and I live it fast. If you rollin' with me, you best be ready, we could be out as late as 10 pm and we'll be crushing mad apple juice boxes.

D. One time, I was at a party.
What I’m doing with my life
I am mostly doing freelance production stuff. Occasional videographer.
I’m really good at
Riding rollercoasters.
Knowing the name of the actor that was in that thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am just a regular person, and definitely NOT a dog in people clothes standing on his hind legs. Just a regular human, like you, perfectly capable of purchasing hamburgers from human restaurants without raising anybody's suspicions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Right Stuff, 1984, Cosmicomics.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dr.
Strangelove, Hot Fuzz, Waiting for Guffman, Singin' In The Rain

Shows: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Community, Doctor Who, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Fawlty Towers

Music: Arcade Fire, Cake, Decemberists, David Bowie, The Kinks, Classic Motown.

Food: Burritos are pretty cool and so is every other food ever...except dippin' dots, those are horrible.
The six things I could never do without
1. Friends and Family
2. Places to get food that are open past midnight
3. Socks, they are comfy and I like them.
4. sleep
5. the internet
6.That portrait of myself where the image grows older while I stay youthful forever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of people, how and why we interact with each other, the state of the world and how to improve it, the vastness of the universe...
and dinosaurs, I often think of dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Smash Mouth
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen an episode of Game of Thrones, but I really like when people try and convince me to watch it.
You should message me if
You want to, you can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

But in all seriousness, I'm a pretty friendly person. Just take a chance and send me a message, I will genuinely appreciate it if you take the initiative.