I'm a dork. No if's, and's, or but's about it. Silly humor cracks me up. I'm also a goof, which means that I am likely doing the silly things that will inevitably crack me up... and hopefully my audience, which is generally composed of my son and army of nephews, who are also all dorks.. no, seriously, I mean c'mon, they actually think I am a pirate!
I will watch nearly all movies: Comedy and Action are my preference.. I am a boy afterall. Oh, and Sci-Fi. No dork is complete without a love of science fiction. ;) More importantly, STAR WARS and Firefly/Serenity! Music? I'm a metalhead at heart. However, just about everything else, so long as it has a good beat, I can get jiggy to. Annnnd finally, food. I am not the world's most diverse eater. Seafood and I don't see eye to eye. Mostly because you can still SEE the eyes in a lot of seafood. Creeps me out. ;)
2. My family
3. Pirate stuff
4. Make-believe words
6. My computer
Ok, maybe not a LOT of time thinking about it.
..and for those of you that don't think I have a serious side, I am going to take a moment to address some things, as these things have come up.
You probably shouldn't message me if:
-The fact there is a kiddo with me in all the photos bothers you. Kids, in general, like cameras. My kiddos (son and nephews) love them), and being as I nearly always have some of the aforementioned children around me, they are going to end up in the photos. ALSO, you don't need to message me to express your distaste in said kid-filled photos. If you're trolling for 'shirtless-muscley abs photos in a bathroom of an apartment with pants/boxers down so low you can damn near see the crotchal region' you'll not find them here. However, they are abundant on pages of other gentleman, I suggest you check those out.
-If you are unable to stand the thought of a man with a female best-friend.. I am also not your boy. Much like the children, my best-friend isn't going anywhere.
-I am a gamer. That is to say, I game. Not like hip-hop 'game'. I video-game. I do plenty of other things as well, but I enjoy to veg out with a good computer game when life allows. If this is an issue, continue on to the next fella.
-..and last, but CERTAINLY not least. I don't need to know why my profile didn't interest you. It is a solid representation of who I am, so I am certainly NOT going to change it so that I can get more 'hits' or interest. While I enjoy reading a self-important message from a self-absorbed individual as much as the next guy, I'll likely not respond, or maybe I will... but not to show my appreciation of said person's advice on how to 'better attract the opposite sex. Afterall, 'person with the great advice', you're on the same site as me.. which leads me to believe you're hardly a master casanova yourself.
WOO! Ok, that turned out longer then I expected. I assure you, I am not bitter, I am just trying to save us both some time.
...I now return you to your regularly scheduled internet dating.
Update: Currently, I have found someone amazing, with the assistance of OKCUPID. If I do not respond, it is nothing personal, I am simply enjoying the individual I have found.