...and ye wouldn't be happier.
You want to know more? Ask away me hearties
I am piratical, a swashbuckler, and a charlatan
Arr, I also be spending time with me computer when I'm out to sea. Mostly working on me getting this career in the computer graphics fired up and smuggling gorgeous Americans into Canada.. but my first love will always be the open sea... yar-har-har.
Or that I have piercing Green eyes! Many ships have sunk because they have fallen under that pair of green charms...
...and rolling up objects with a large sticky ball! Arrr nothing gives me more pleasure