36 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I am an urban professional looking for a lovely young lady to take to an upscale metropolitan restaurant, and discuss with the finer points of mixing Pringles with Kraft EasyCheese.
What I’m doing with my life
On the weekends, it's red. Weekdays, it's white.
I’m really good at
Listening to you!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually carrying a human boombox. (It's that thing when you carry a midget over your shoulder and he sings gangster rap.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My go-to movie is the African holiday classic: "A Fish Called Kwanzaa." As for eating, it's got to be the foodcourt at LaGuardia.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, air, sleep, shelter, and homeostasis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My collection of inventions, including: the Purinal (the self-described portable urinal), instant British-accent mouth spray (to instantly sound British), and Thocks (a.k.a., thong-socks, for an even sexier foot).
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night, I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit that not everything in this profile is sarcasm.
You should message me if think Mountain Dew is the greatest beverage ever created.