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My self-summary
Well howdy,

My name is Ben, and I'll warn you upfront, I'm a little goofy, a little silly, and a little ADD. Little known fact, did you know that if you rub two lobsters together vigorously, they produce enough electricity to restart a human heart? That makes the lobster, nature's defibrillator.

Sorry what was I talking about? Oh yeah, dating profiles... Anyway, I've been in Colorado just about my whole life. I grew up in a little mountain town, went to school at CSU, moved down to Lakewood about 4 years ago, and bought a place. I like Colorado quite a bit. I like climbing, hiking, camping, caving, rafting, basically anything outdoors. I like the mountain man lifestyle so much that if I could grow a robust beard and wear flannel everyday I would.

I'm have a sales job right now that I really enjoy. I'm working with awesome people, I make decent money, the only frustrating thing is my schedule can be a little chaotic.

Anyway, I'm looking for someone down to earth, someone who I can be silly with. I still do little kid activities like wake up early, eat cereal, and watch cartoons. I play a bunch of different instruments and sing, so I enjoy gals who are also musically appreciative or inclined.

I recently picked up two pug puppies, they are honestly still doing their best to either destroy my property, or commit suicide. I'm kidding. (Sort of) They have been a ton of fun and they are really sweet funny little guys.

I'm not very materialistic and I've bought most of the material items I want at this point in my life. Now I'm trying to save up my cash so I can spend it on traveling, or other experiences. In the last two years I've been to Belgium, The Netherlands, Mexico, and The Dominican Republic. I got scuba certified this year, did 5 different dives including one with two rather large bull sharks. I was thinking maybe the UK or Ireland for my next stint. If you want to throw on a backpack and catch the next flight to the Andes or Alaska I wouldn't object either...

Summing up, I'm hoping to find a outgoing, outdoorsy, artistic, goofball. I really am in that 6'4"-6'5" ish range, so it is nice dating other people who are good at reaching things off the top shelf, but it's not a requirement. If you'd like to chat, I'd love to get a message from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, hanging out with friends, planning my next international trip, starting goofy/random/silly projects, chilling with the pugs.
I’m really good at
Being silly, singing, playing instruments, reaching things in high places, tripping over common household objects, building IKEA furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm outrageously tall, my ravishing good looks, my ability to teach hypnotized pelicans to tap dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I really love John Stienbeck, Canary Row was one of my favorites.
Movies: I like a lot of classic films, Cool Hand Luke, Harvey, Marx Bros. flicks, Benny and Joon, Moulin Rouge, American Beauty.
TV Shows: Dexter, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Futurama.
Music: Wilco. Andrew Bird, My Morning Jacket, Guster, Dr. Dog, The Arctic Monkeys, Sondre Lerche.
Food: Middle Eastern, any type of Asian cuisine, anything spicy!
The six things I could never do without
My guitar, my friends, my family, the muppets, being silly, good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I play a goof quite a bit, but I actually spend a considerable amount of time considering aspects of morality, spirituality, the human condition, science, the cosmos, and other intricate process's going on around us at all times.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the zoo playing the Black Footed Ferrets at Scrabble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm, the tricky part here is I'm willing to admit a lot of stuff... Ok, I like to sing when I'm home alone and cooking. For example, I have an opera rendition of "The Oscar Mayer Wiener Song."
You should message me if
You're fun, genuine, have a silly or quirky side, like having intellectual conversations, enjoy the outdoors, have an appreciation for good beer. What the heck, being a fellow tall person doesn't hurt.