Agodefeat
28 Southampton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm easygoing and don't care about too much. People who are overly sensitive and take things too seriously annoy me. I rarely think before I speak, and my mouth is usually at least 5 seconds ahead of my brain. I have a "shoot till you make it" mentality when it comes to stories/jokes/comments/advice, and about 1/3 of what I say will make no sense. I get along well with almost all types of people. I will argue any point with anybody, but I don't really have strong opinions about anything. I usually do whatever comes to my mind in the moment. I suck at being politically correct. I like to say random things and I love it when people find this amusing. I am really good at making up stories and poems, both in writing and in person. I have absolutely no work ethic. I can't pay attention in any class for longer than 10 minutes, I learn everything from the book and I am not even sure why I ever even go to class. I'm a big believer in the power of having true friends and maintaining loyalty to them no matter what. I'm a fairly good looking man.

I am Random, Ridiculous, and Easily Amused
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting it. Actually not though, I have three jobs. It sucks.
I’m really good at
Looking like an Eskimo when I sleep, making up random poems/stories
The first things people usually notice about me
My unusually large head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984, Brave New World, Vonnegut, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Lullaby, Rant, Catch 22, the Wheel of Time, stuff by Asimov, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, American History X, March of the Penguins, Full Metal Jacket, Momento, My Cousin Vinny, Usual Suspects, K-Pax, Seven, The Wall

Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Joel, R.E.M, Simon and Garfunkel, The Police, AC/DC, Eric Bibb, Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Bowie, Franz Ferdinand, Eagles, Beatles, ZZ Top, Sinatra, Queen, The Who

I really like eggs. All kinds of eggs. Scrambled, hard-boiled, you name it. I also like vegetables a lot. Also, the tears of small children are very yummy. And the small children themselves of course.
The six things I could never do without
Water, food, safety, acceptance, emotional purity, self actualization
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You have something funny or clever to say. Or you want to make an extremely inappropriate sexual advance. Seriously, I love those.
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