36Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a mathematical physics major, with a minor in neurology. I care deeply about the health of the environment, and espouse strongly progressive politics.

I enjoy general adventuring and mischief. I'm very social, and most of my free time is spent getting into either hijinks ~or~ shenanigans with my hoodlum pals.
What I’m doing with my life
Solving mysteries, and breaking into abandoned amusement parks with the help of my ditzy companions and our talking great dane.

I also spend quite a bit of my time inventing things; usually devices with some eco-friendly or otherwise beneficent bent.

Oh, and vicious, gang-related dance fights.

...and "chill", I guess? I don't really know all of the hip lingo that the kids are tossing around these days.
I’m really good at
Problem solving and fixing things. I'm very sciencey and mathy, and I try to be as helpful with those talents as possible. What good is being an Olympic-level dorkus, if you can't help others solve their problems?

I have an unlimited supply of trivia both scientific, and useless.

I'm wicked good at speaking in various accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
~Probably the fact that I dress like a sixty year old math teacher.

~I'm bilaterally symmetrical
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My musical tastes are... um... eclectic to say the least.

I am a huge fan of depression-era blues and jazz, and enjoy oldschool big-band stuff as well. I also like the new-wave stuff of the early 80s like Gary Newman and Human League. I love classical. For the most part, the music I enjoy is upbeat.

I am not a fan of country music.

My favorite books are myriad. I tend toward non-fiction, non-narrative works, like Feynman's Six Not-So-Easy Pieces, and Dawkins' The Selfish Gene.
I have a vast library of old occult works, and enjoy collecting old, quack medical texts. My total collection is roughly 60% legitimate contemporary scientific texts, and 40% arcane occult texts.
Six things I could never do without
•The fam

•My delightful friends

•Logic & Reason



•Spine-tingling adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the Universe, and existence. I'm profoundly curious about everything, and I can't help but to research it all. It's pretty compulsive, really. I also spend a lot of time being snarky about the shortcomings of humanity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, sadly. That's what sucks about working at a casino-- Having to work weekends and holidays.

On the plus-side, at least I'm inhaling a lot of second-hand smoke, so despite the fact that I've always avoided cigarettes like the plague, I'll still probably die of lung-cancer! Oh, wait...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a bit O.C.D.

On the one hand, this means that my apartment is always very tidy, and that I always smell pleasant; on the other hand, it means that I'm not often very touchy/huggy.
You should message me if
You enjoy witty banter, or need help solving a murder. Whichever comes up more frequently, I suppose.
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