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My self-summary
Check out things I often think about.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my corporate exit strategy by feeding the masses. See IG below for further detail:

I’m really good at
Cooking. Eating. Snacking. Investing. Sleeping. Getting through TSA. Picking restaurants. I'm a ruthless board game player.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book recos: Einstein: His world, his universe, how to be black and Daring Greatly. Current reads: The Design of Everyday Things, girl on the train.

TV: Breaking Bad. Seinfeld. Narcos. Master of None. House of Cards. Fresh prince. Cosby (sans quaaludes and harassment).

Comida: Shellfish.

Music: John Mayer. Paul Simon. Gary Clark Jr., Soca. Kendrick Lamar. Kanye. Any hip hop from 97-05.
The six things I could never do without
A good book
A good live show
Self awareness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Message me if you have the answer to or would like to discuss/ debate any of these:

Why Saturday is unequivocally the best day of the week.

How people become professional Lugers. Is there a peewee Luge league?

Why Barack Obama and Donald Trump supporters have more in common than they think.

Why someone doesn't create a viable alternative to the MTA.

Car washes.

How trap music is necessarily for working in corporate America.

You can tell me the best way of the 50 ways to leave a lover.

Why Festivus is not a nationally recognized holiday. After all, tinsel is very distracting.

Windshear, updrafts the Bears cage and Theodore Fujita.

The difference between satire, snark, wit and sarcasm.

I once saw a Henley with a picture of Yoda as the Buddha on it. Do you know where I can buy it? (update: I found the image. I just need the Henley version now.)

Why people have Instagram accounts dedicated to selfies.

Which train line is better - AC, 23, 45.

Why it's so hard to find a good dry cleaner in the city?

Randy Watson's musical career.

How I'm gonna sign your paddie on the runny stye my damie.

Reasons to open a foreign bank account.

Why "A Goofy Movie" is the most underrated Disney movie of all time.

Strategies for world domination.

Building a house in Bohol.


How OkCupid questions inspire assumptions based on non-contextual answers.

Classic black film and/ or B-list black film.

The need for a set of rapper emojis starting with Rick Ross and Lil B.

How much more productive I'd be with 28 hours in my day.

What your first profile picture says about you, considering that's the first thing we're judging eachother on.

Why "Hi, how are you" is still an opening message when you have over 20 topics above to choose from?
On a typical Friday night I am
...the coolest motherfoker on tha planet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer the sith and slytherin to their counterparts.
You should message me if
If you find humor in this statement - "Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it."

You're looking to explore something longer term. It's not like we're exchanging vows tomorrow, but the intention for more depth needs to be there. I've done more than enough of my share of the dating game, hopefully you have to.

You have a restaurant recommendation.

You'd go to a Dead and Co. show with me. Seriously looking to buy tickets and all my friends think I'm weird.

... Or if you have curly hair.