Check out things I often think about. That will give you a better insight into things I think about, some thoughts I laugh at and who I am to a degree more so than a generic self summary.
TV: Breaking Bad. Seinfeld. Narcos. Master of None. House of Cards. Fresh prince. Cosby (sans quaaludes and harassment).
Music: John Mayer. Paul Simon. Gary Clark Jr., Soca. Kendrick Lamar. Kanye. Any hip hop from 97-05.
A good book
A good live show
Why Saturday is unequivocally the best day of the week.
How people become professional Lugers. Is there a peewee Luge league?
Why Barack Obama and Donald Trump supporters have more in common than they think.
Why someone doesn't create a viable alternative to the MTA.
How trap music is necessarily for working in corporate America.
You can tell me the best way of the 50 ways to leave a lover.
Why Festivus is not a nationally recognized holiday. After all, tinsel is very distracting.
Windshear, updrafts the Bears cage and Theodore Fujita.
The difference between satire, snark, wit and sarcasm.
I once saw a Henley with a picture of Yoda as the Buddha on it. Do you know where I can buy it? (update: I found the image. I just need the Henley version now.)
Why people have Instagram accounts dedicated to selfies.
Which train line is better - AC, 23, 45.
Why it's so hard to find a good dry cleaner in the city?
Randy Watson's musical career.
How I'm gonna sign your paddie on the runny stye my damie.
Reasons to open a foreign bank account.
Why "A Goofy Movie" is the most underrated Disney movie of all time.
Strategies for world domination.
Building a house in Bohol.
How OkCupid questions inspire assumptions based on non-contextual answers.
Classic black film and/ or B-list black film.
The need for a set of rapper emojis starting with Rick Ross and Lil B.
How much more productive I'd be with 28 hours in my day.
What your first profile picture says about you, considering that's the first thing we're judging eachother on.
Why "Hi, how are you" is still an opening message when you have over 20 topics above to choose from?
You have a restaurant recommendation.
You peruse JP Morgan's summer reading list and/ or have an Amazon wish list that might empty your bank account.
... Or if you have curly hair.