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My self-summary
I am an erudite, unrepentant freethinker.

I'm a cynical romantic, abuser of run-on sentences, fashion offender, and just not right in the head... Often in amusing ways.

I am looking for a partner in life, someone who is amused by my peculiarities and enjoys deep thoughts, crude humor, cuddling, food, and sex. Preferably with a minimal amount of drama or trauma.
What I’m doing with my life
Annoying people with fire alarms.

Resisting the urge to get in political arguments on the Intarweb.

Trying to imagine something Chuck Tingle wouldn't turn into erotic fiction.
I’m really good at
Obscure trivia
Writing haiku in real time.
Giving massages
Deadpan delivery of outrageous statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
My grey hairs. It makes me look extinguished.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Jim Butcher, David Weber, John Scalzi, John Ringo, R.A. Salvatore, Simon R. Green, Wilson and [fnord!] Shea, Elizabeth Moon.. Lots of Sci-fi, fantasy, fiction.
Movies: Boondock Saints. What Dreams May Come. Princess Mononoke. Wasabi. Pitch Black. Highlander. My Immortal Beloved. Pretty much like my choice of fiction. Sci-fi, action, fantasy, comedy, and crime drama.
I love standup comedy. But, a warning: I like my comedy fast, brutal, and intelligent. Check out Doug Stanhope, or Daniel Tosh. If you're over 30, you should also really listen to Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison.
Food: Sushi would have to be my favorite, but I like lots of different foods from different cultures. Italian, Chinese, Thai, Korean... It's all good.
Six things I could never do without
This section has been deadly dull for way too long, and thus has been DELETED!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the hamster wheels turning in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often on call, which kind of sucks. Outside of emergencies, my weekends are for relaxing, with occasional visits to King Corona, the Castle, or both. Or hanging out with friends. Or screwing around with my computer. Or just reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty funny, but looks aren't everything.
You should message me if
You play board games, shoot pool, throw darts, play poker, or trivia games and are up to a challenge.

Don't mind a brain that often goes on odd tangents and occasionally forgets to keep filters between thoughts and mouth.
The two of us