I'm a cynical romantic, abuser of run-on sentences, fashion offender, and just not right in the head... Often in amusing ways.
I am looking for a partner in life, someone who is amused by my peculiarities and enjoys deep thoughts, crude humor, cuddling, food, and sex. Preferably with a minimal amount of drama or trauma.
Resisting the urge to get in political arguments on the Intarweb.
Trying to imagine something Chuck Tingle wouldn't turn into erotic fiction.
Writing haiku in real time.
Deadpan delivery of outrageous statements.
Movies: Boondock Saints. What Dreams May Come. Princess Mononoke. Wasabi. Pitch Black. Highlander. My Immortal Beloved. Pretty much like my choice of fiction. Sci-fi, action, fantasy, comedy, and crime drama.
I love standup comedy. But, a warning: I like my comedy fast, brutal, and intelligent. Check out Doug Stanhope, or Daniel Tosh. If you're over 30, you should also really listen to Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison.
Food: Sushi would have to be my favorite, but I like lots of different foods from different cultures. Italian, Chinese, Thai, Korean... It's all good.
Don't mind a brain that often goes on odd tangents and occasionally forgets to keep filters between thoughts and mouth.