nodding in agreement and occasionally responding with, "I completely understand." I accept the fact that women have needs, but I'm growing weary of meeting women who only think of me as a sex object, boy toy, or trophy f*ck.
I have an MBA, an undergraduate engineering degree, and a certificate that says I can resuscitate the human heart using my
I have a childlike curiosity, an eye for numbers, and the hips of a much younger woman.
I'm self-confident, loyal, and occasionally swollen with pride.
Excluding the time I spend watching Breaking Bad, I'm rarely conflicted about issues of morality.
By night, I'm a member of the eight-person male revue troupe called Men at Work. My character is the plumber and if you've seen our show, you'll probably remember my solo dance routine, Layin' Pipe.
my 8 year-old German Shorthaired Pointer
Is that a hickey or a bruise?
I may have Bieber Fever.
I sleep with myself. Every night.
I worked as a Hooters girl while in college.
This Axe commercial never ceases to make me laugh: