44 Cupertino, United States
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My self-summary
I'm seeking a woman who will appreciate me for my intellect and not just my body. I'd like to meet a woman who will truly listen to what I have to say and not just undress me with her eyes while
nodding in agreement and occasionally responding with, "I completely understand." I accept the fact that women have needs, but I'm growing weary of meeting women who only think of me as a sex object, boy toy, or trophy f*ck.

I have an MBA, an undergraduate engineering degree, and a certificate that says I can resuscitate the human heart using my

I have a childlike curiosity, an eye for numbers, and the hips of a much younger woman.

I'm self-confident, loyal, and occasionally swollen with pride.

Excluding the time I spend watching Breaking Bad, I'm rarely conflicted about issues of morality.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I'm a financial advisor, which means I spend a lot of time helping clients with investments, insurance, tax avoidance, and estate planning.

By night, I'm a member of the eight-person male revue troupe called Men at Work. My character is the plumber and if you've seen our show, you'll probably remember my solo dance routine, Layin' Pipe.
I’m really good at
Sewing: when I was in high school, I made my own prom dress.

The first things people usually notice about me
My Antarctic accent.
The six things I could never do without
my 8 year-old German Shorthaired Pointer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether there's an evolutionary explanation for denial.

Is that a hickey or a bruise?
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching a Zumba class in the Castro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was illiterate at one point in my life.

I'm cloud-ready.

I may have Bieber Fever.

I sleep with myself. Every night.

I worked as a Hooters girl while in college.

This Axe commercial never ceases to make me laugh: