34 Holbrook, United States
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My self-summary
I'd like to try something different with my profile. The truth is, I've become excellent at writing snappy, superficial blurbs that selectively showcase my finer qualities. I'm too good at intriguing you and getting you to meet me. I've had enough flings and I really, truly want to find something sustainable with someone who will care about me. To that end, I'm going to defy conventional wisdom and take this opportunity to tell you everything attractive and unattractive about me, as honestly as I can figure. I expect this will greatly reduce the number of messages I receive, but also cut the constant tire kicking and five night stands out of my schedule.

The features: I'm extremely responsible, well-educated, and motivated, with a very good job. I have been a home owner for four years and am handy with most maintenance. I have interesting hobbies and fun, beautiful friends. I am a challenging conversationalist. I keep my body in shape for me, no one else, which means that I always will. I am incredible with money. I paid off my student loans in two years and live at a level that allows me to save and plan. I am a genuinely curious person who doesn't have to fake interest in other people to sound polite. And finally, as far as I know, I'm not bad to look at!

The bugs: I'm not quite six feet tall. My humor is dry, and I'm not especially great in nightclubs. I've dealt with depression my whole life (and there go 90% of you.) It's under control and you likely wouldn't notice right away if I hadn't told you. I have a cadence to my speech and body language that people often interpret as cavalier and arrogant, although I don't feel that way in my heart. I've slept with a lot of women, so you'd have to be OK with or get over that.

Still with me? Great! Let's keep going...
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling for work about 50% of the time. I manage all the east coast accounts for an analytical instrumentation product line. When home I dance Argentine tango and get involved with Burner projects.

I'm also becoming more forthright with others and honest with myself. I know exactly what I want, though I don't know if I'll ever find it in this city. I've gone on a hundred first dates and I'm finding a culture paralyzed by choice.
I’m really good at
winning arguments on the internet, writing self-indulgent poetry, seducing older women, Super Mario Bros. 3
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who is this sexy, mysterious, brooding stranger in that dark corner of the bar?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Road, The End of Faith, Blankets
City of God, Fight Club, LA Confidential
Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, Mad Men
David Bowie, The National, PJ Harvey,
sushi, Italian
The six things I could never do without
There is nothing I could never do without. You adapt. Or at least your ancestors did.

Put me in the woods with a vice grip, a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40 and I'll figure out a way to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
furniture porn.
On a typical Friday night I am
cleaning the lint trap in my dryer. I love that shit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Irony police, I have a piece of floss stuck in my teeth. Does this count?

All I want is for people to accept me for who I pretend to be.
You should message me if
your personality and needs would complement mine. Somewhere out there is a warm, happy, supportive, feminine woman who would love to make an honest man out of a bad boy. I know this profile sounded heavy and needy. I'm not actually this intense about finding a relationship in person, and I get that nothing is going to be decided on a first date.

I don't know if I necessarily even need monogamy, but I do want to feel loved. Just communicate with me. It's ok if the communication comes in the form of "We're not exclusive" or "I would like to be exclusive" or whatever is on your mind; but I don't like surprises of convenience, and I don't do asymmetric relationships.