* Also that I'm a viking
* No, seriously, that I'm a very large man
* My hair
* My bling and the fact that I'm usually pretty fresh
I enjoy movies but I usually only watch them if I'm dating someone. And most of the time we're really having sex instead of watching the movie... BUT, I do have a couple of favorites. I tend to like a lot of cult classic type stuff. Terry Gilliam is probably my favorite director. Off the top of my head: 12 Monkeys, Brazil, I <3 Huckabees (one of my favs), Fight Club (this is too obvious), Pulp Fiction (also too obvious), and Enter The Void (which is probably my favorite film in recent years).
I go to shows whenever possible and whenever I can afford it. Honestly, there are too many good ones in Denver to do them all. I love literally almost all genres of music, but if I wanna get hype and go to the club, I'm either listening to techno (including d&B, dubstep, trap, or whatever the fuck else kids want to call it these days) or hip hop music. Old school and underground hip hop is my first love. To me, you ain't a fucking DJ unless you can scratch and do some turntablism. When I'm cruisin' in the whip I listen to anything, but a lot of the time I chill out to old school shit like Marvin Gaye, Al Green... Any kind of funk, soul, R&B, and jazz. Basically the stuff from which those rappers got all those great samples... btw, RIP J Dilla.
I eat food. Stuff that tastes good. I like anything spicy, hot, exotic, but still reasonably priced. Kinda how I like my women.
The Internet (sad, but true.)
Oh yeah, and apparently gay men think I'm like the greatest thing since Glee...
By the way, if you haven't realized it by now, this profile is a joke, sort of like this website - except for the stuff about me being good in bed - that's definitely true. Not that it matters since most of the chicks on this site seem to be looking for a hubbie or a babydaddy, and I'm not it... Not saying that I wouldn't, but I doubt I'm gonna meet that woman online. Anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself and at life, then what's the point?