- Send a message that shows me that you have reading comprehension skills by mentioning something I've written here that you connect with or want to know more about.
- Include more than a greeting (if you follow the previous guideline, this should be easy). Assessment of my physical traits is not necessary and in most cases not recommended.
- If you follow the above and I still don't reply, please do not take it too personally (or worse, verbally abuse me for it). I do reply pretty rarely and it's usually based on my mood as much as the content of the message. However, not following the above will guarantee that your message remains unreturned.
- I like texting. Gimme your digits if you do too.
* END TRANSMISSION *
"No, I'm not gay
No, I'm not straight,
And I'm sure as hell not bisexual, dammit,
I am whatever I am when I am it.
Loving whoever you are when the stars shine
And whatever you'll be when the sun rises.
Yes, I like girls,
Yes, I like boys,
Yes, I like boys who like boys
I like girls who like toys and girls who don't,
Girls who don't call themselves girls,
Crewcuts or curls, or that really bad hair phase in between.
I like steam, rising from the body of a one-night stand,
I like holding hands for three months before kissing."
-excerpt from Andrew by Andrea Gibson
I like to get naked a lot. Everyone should be naked more often. You should be naked right now.
I tend to be a quiet person, but only because I'm usually in my head thinking about 5 million things at once. But if you get me talking about something I'm interested in, I sometimes won't shut up.
I'm a Unitarian Universalist, an anarcha-feminist, an anti-nationalist, an anti-gender-essentialist, a polyamorist, a pianist, a vocalist, an INFP idealist, and a cuddle-ologist. Dance is my passion and my anti-depressant. I lounge in baggy jeans and t-shirts by day, then femme-gasm all over myself for going out by night. I tend to be a homebody, loving snuggling with a good book, movie, or project, but I'm always up for adventure. If I really like you, I'll cook you sushi, make you silly trinkets, and wait up all night for your texts. I might even write you a song if you're lucky.
I am only looking for polyamorous relationships right now as I believe love to be an infinite resource and can't imagine myself being restricted to expressing that love only in certain ways to certain people. That said, I'm not really looking for casual hookups because I don't tend to experience sexual attraction without an emotional foundation in any relationship, and I also tend to gravitate toward hierarchical-style polyamory with significant focus on one primary partner but with room for other connections to develop. If you have a problem with polyamory or with me seeing other people, please do not bother to contact me. But friendship is welcome from everyone!
I tend to be most attracted to introvert-ish kinky queers on the masculine edge of androgyny. I'm also happy to be a third for poly couples, but if you start telling me about your relationship's one-penis-policy I'll give you the stinkeye.
I suppose I should mention that, while I have mostly exited the business, I occasionally dabble in a few kinds of sex work. Those who have a problem with that (I leave the type of work deliberately vague) should not proceed.
Also, the fact that I am, as I like to put it, fun-sized. This often manifests itself in people deciding that they have implicit permission to pick me up. This is not the case. I might hurt you.
How's that for private? I hardly admit that level of self-consiousness to anyone.
you identify as queer, poly, and/or kinky
you understand, recognize, and appropriately respond to the phrase "check your privilege"
you want to share your passions with me.
you can teach me cool poi moves.
you want to destroy the status quo because the status is not quo.
you're wearing a stupid human suit.
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