Truthfully I'm only here, because:
a: beautifulpeople.com rejected me
b: sugardaddy.com cancelled my account after a credit check
c: dateacougar.com said I was too old
What's a guy to do? I mean it's not as if I have these incredibly high standards:
-You have a job (look, if this was the 1930's I would like, you know, totally take care of you.)
-You speak a modicum of english (This is just to prevent the inevitable e-mail spam from eastern european mail-order brides)
-You have all your teeth (fangs are exempted)
Maybe I need to put up a shirtless pic with me flashing gang signals standing next to my "ride". "'cause I'm all about the ghetto yo". That might work would it not?
I mean no woman here can possibly be interested in someone who is respectful, employed, fun, witty, does not need a spell checker, charming and just downright handsome. Yes I know I'm easy to look at, but trust me when I say I have substance (about 70-85% of that is water, but it's all relative).
Thank-you for taking the time to read this, message me if you would like to know more, unfortunately the wine is finished and I really want to see if my profile at chubbydating.com has been accepted.
Good luck to all of you.
P.S: FYI I am a single father (as in my child lives with me), this seems to be a deal-breaker with some women after/when the inevitable question comes up regarding my custodial arrangement. So, I think that little bit of pertinent information should be available to someone prior to the argument over whether or not I cheated at mini-putt.
Opening a Wine Bottle
#5 - A really good pillow
#4- "All-inclusive" vacations
#3 - Beef
#2 - My Kids
#1 - The Zombie Survival Guide
Your so "over" your ex.
You have a really awesome cake recipe.