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My self-summary
This is difficult. More wine might be needed. Everyone go get a glass while I think about this.

Truthfully I'm only here, because:

a: rejected me
b: cancelled my account after a credit check
c: said I was too old

What's a guy to do? I mean it's not as if I have these incredibly high standards:

-You have a job (look, if this was the 1930's I would like, you know, totally take care of you.)
-You speak a modicum of english (This is just to prevent the inevitable e-mail spam from eastern european mail-order brides)
-You have all your teeth (fangs are exempted)

Maybe I need to put up a shirtless pic with me flashing gang signals standing next to my "ride". "'cause I'm all about the ghetto yo". That might work would it not?

I mean no woman here can possibly be interested in someone who is respectful, employed, fun, witty, does not need a spell checker, charming and just downright handsome. Yes I know I'm easy to look at, but trust me when I say I have substance (about 70-85% of that is water, but it's all relative).

Thank-you for taking the time to read this, message me if you would like to know more, unfortunately the wine is finished and I really want to see if my profile at has been accepted.

Good luck to all of you.

P.S: FYI I am a single father (as in my child lives with me), this seems to be a deal-breaker with some women after/when the inevitable question comes up regarding my custodial arrangement. So, I think that little bit of pertinent information should be available to someone prior to the argument over whether or not I cheated at mini-putt.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, studying, interpreting the Klingon dictionary
I’m really good at
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Opening a Wine Bottle
The first things people usually notice about me
Warm, inviting, funny, and easy to get along with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tolkien, DePalma, Food Network, Kobe Beef, Vodka Martini's and chocolate covered strawberries.
Six things I could never do without
#6 - My toothbrush
#5 - A really good pillow
#4- "All-inclusive" vacations
#3 - Beef
#2 - My Kids
#1 - The Zombie Survival Guide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next travel destination, how I can sucker my son into doing household chores.
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching my dog how to "High-Five"
You should message me if
You think we can connect.
Your so "over" your ex.
You have a really awesome cake recipe.
The two of us