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My self-summary
Recovering lawyer. Left big firm, started small company. LOVE the new gig! Zero Fucks Given for convention or the judgements of others. Sarcastic goof and a closet nerd but I've had all my shots and can even make dinner without using a microwave :)
What I’m doing with my life
I run an esports broadcast, data and analytics company. Also, sometimes I'm tying my shoes.
I’m really good at
Gregorian Chant
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm playing with their dog in the elevator way more aggressively than a complete stranger should. "WHO'S A PUPPY?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Algorithms to Live By, Thinking Fast and Slow, Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, Freakonomics, anything by Malcolm Gladwell and many many poker books. "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Coming to America, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Spy Game, Sneakers, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather, Aspen Extreme, Tin Cup, Surf Ninjas, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Dragon, Empire Records, Animal House, The Thomas Crown Affair, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, Tommy Boy.

Shows: Suits, GoT, Archer, Big Bang Theory, Westworld, South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Music: Dylan, Clapton, Tom Petty, B.B. King, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Elton John, The Kinky Wizards, Barry Jive and The Uptown 5 (formerly known as Sonic Death Monkey), The Merkins, Frog and Toad are Friends, Timmy and The Lords of The Underworld, Faith + 1, Fingerbang, Moop.

Food: Yes, please.
Six things I could never do without
1) Books
2) Passport
3) Sports
4) Family
5) "1, 2, 3, 4" by Coolio
6) The Puppy
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chaos theory
Chocolate cake
Kicking Donald Trump so hard that Vladimir Putin dies
On a typical Friday night I am
about 5'11 190
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The following artists still make regular appearances on my iPhone playlists: Nelly, Bone Thugz, Sister Hazel, T-Pain (yup, T-Pain), Billy Idol, Boston, Dire Straits, Genesis and the entire soundtrack from The Blues Brothers (most notably, Minnie The Moocher, as performed by the late, great Cab Calloway). Also, 2/3 of my workout playlist is directly off the various Rocky soundtracks.
You should message me if
You are also CONSTANTLY losing/repurchasing chapstick and umbrellas. WHERE IN THE HELL DO THESE THINGS GO?! Are they together somewhere? Should I put up flyers? Am I the victim of the most boring serial burglar in history? Am I going on weekly ambien-induced sleep-walking trips where I just give the fucking things away? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
The two of us