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My self-summary
I am an attorney by trade but after two years of practicing big firm NY corporate law, I had enough and left to start my own business with three partners and I absolutely LOVE everything about my job! I'm outdoors as much as possible, for golf, tennis, softball, skiing, football, etc. Love hanging out with my niece and nephew because babies and I both appreciate a good Mickey Mouse cartoon. I am definitely a sarcastic goof and a closet nerd but I've had all my shots and can even make dinner without using a microwave :)
What I’m doing with my life
I run a sports broadcast, data and analytics company. Also, sometimes I'm tying my shoes.
I’m really good at
Scratch-made, life-changing, paradigm-altering, smile-inducing, artery-clogging, night-ending baked lobster macaroni and cheese. I think just writing that may have put me in a food coma.

Inverted Underwater Basket-Weaving.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm playing with their dog in the elevator way more aggressively than a complete stranger should. "WHO'S A PUPPY?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Algorithms to Live By, Thinking Fast and Slow, Accidental Billionaire, Bringing Down the House, Freakonomics, anything by Malcolm Gladwell and many many poker books. "But I have to say, my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography, Cash by Johnny Cash."

Movies: Waaaay too many to name but a sampling: Coming to America, Caddyshack, Billy Madison, Top Gun, Spy Game, Sneakers, Ghostbusters, Out Cold, The Incredibles, High Fidelity, Kung Fu Panda, The Godfather, Aspen Extreme, Tin Cup, Surf Ninjas, Shawshank Redemption, The Last Dragon, Empire Records, Animal House, The Thomas Crown Affair, Better Off Dead, Say Anything, Tommy Boy.

Shows: Suits, GoT, Archer, Big Bang Theory, Westworld, South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Music: Dylan, Clapton, B.B. King, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews, Aerosmith, Tupac, Elton John, Rise Against,The Kinky Wizards, Barry Jive and The Uptown 5, Sonic Death Monkey, Timmy and The Lords of The Underworld, Faith + 1, Fingerbang, Moop.

Food: Yes, please.
Six things I could never do without
1) The Fam
2) Passport
3) Sports
4) My dog
5) General goofy fun and idiocy
6) The Newspaper
7) Rex Manning Day

I know that's 7 but I will not be another OkCupid Profile Robot!! DAMN THE MAN!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chaos theory
Chocolate cake
Kicking Donald Trump so hard that Vladimir Putin dies
On a typical Friday night I am
about 5'11 190
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to school in the south (Virginia), so now I say "dang". Also, my birthday is on the actual, real deal, no joke, honest-to-god Rex Manning Day.
You should message me if
You are also CONSTANTLY losing/repurchasing chapstick and umbrellas. WHERE IN THE HELL DO THESE THINGS GO?! Are they together somewhere? Should I put up flyers? Am I the victim of the most boring serial burglar in history? Am I going on weekly ambien-induced sleep-walking trips where I just give the fucking things away? WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
The two of us