Alex_Mcc
30 Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I don't like talking about myself, so I'll keep this short. I'm a college grad, but I work in Jersey City as a licensed massage therapist. I'm fairly quiet, a bit shy, but I'm pretty talkative once you get to know me (or if I had a few drinks).
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Exercising. Sleeping. Let's face it, eating. Trying to enjoy the little things.

I think I might change professions at some point.
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating humor. People tell me I'm a great masseur, so I take their word for it. I'm highly skeptical by nature, so I'm still on the fence on whether or not I exist.

Eating cake.

I bike a lot, so I guess you could say I'm good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall, pale, and quiet (or at least that's what they tell me). Some people say I have a very dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as movies go, pretty much anything by Christopher Nolan, Stanley Kubrick, the Cohen brothers, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton... but I'll watch anything if it has a compelling story-line or interesting characters.

I don't watch much TV, but I love Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Firefly, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead.

I listen to a lot of different music, but mostly alternative/classic rock. Some of my favorites are Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Mars Volta, Maudlin of the Well, David Bowie, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, Of Montreal, The Shins, Jeff Buckley, etc...
The six things I could never do without
My computer
Coffee (iced or regular)
Dogs
Quality movies/music/tv shows
Work
Ghouls... little green ghouls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy. Existentialism. Determinism. Science. Religion (or lack thereof). Sex. Kinky, kinky sex. Being tickled. Stupid things I've done in the past. The staggering amount of fake/troll accounts on this site.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing nightcrawlers.
You should message me if
-It's your dream in life to date a tall, blonde, attractive, masculine, successful massage therapist, but you'd settle for me instead
-You have a weird/dark sense of humor
-You're awkward or uncomfortable in most social situations
-You're not easily offended
-You're a fan of Mr. Show, Two Best Friends, or YTPs
-You're not a flake
-You find this at least somewhat amusing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYs20DT0HHA

OR if you just feel like it.
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