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My self-summary
My name's Alex...I've got a cat named 'Cat'...and I love Alligator, (the food, not the animal.)

Look, I don't need a self summary. Just look at my picture rolls. You should be able to figure something out from those. Also, check out my questions. I've answered a lot of them, like 1000 or more.

Just know that you would highly benefit from getting to know me. I'm pretty awesome if I do say so myself, some people have even said that I'm the Ham, 'And' the Cheese...or have they? I guess you'll just have to message me to find out, hmmm?
What I’m doing with my life
I deliver appliances all day, rain or shine.

And I'm going to school to be an English Teacher, or Writer, whichever comes first, haha.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making shapes with my tongue...
...I can do nearly 50 push-ups in a row...
...I can kill a bee within an inch of it's life...
...I can run like 5 miles on a treadmill...
...I can hook up a washer like it's nobody's business...
...I can eat Zaxbys chicken perfectly (it's the sauce to bite ratio)...
...I can drink an entire glass of Sweet Tea in one sucking of my straw...
...Umm...and I can laugh at anything, LIKE A BOSS...
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, my's's HIP... it's NOW...

Emotionally, my sense of humor...everything's funny to me...

My sarcasm too, it's never-ending, haha. teeth, they're white, and you can always see them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...I don 't really read.

Movies...Castaway, Forest Gump, Hidalgo, The Legend of 1900.

Shows...Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Smallville, The Mentalist.

Music...Anything. From Kenny Chesney to Lindsey Stirling. From Stone Sour to Travis McCoy, Imagine Dragons, and Alex Claire.

Food...Seafood, Alligator, Mexican, Noodles, Chicken. Really, anything.
Six things I could never do without
My Badminton Racket.

A good hat.

A pair of cut-off jean shorts or two.

My lucky penny.

Gatorade Frost, Glacier Cherry.

and...I don't imaginary pet dragon 'Clarence' I guess, haha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. And Nothing. And on occasion, something, haha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Leaving work. Either for the nearest pool house. Or a restaurant. Or a friends house. Or even home, occasionally.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You want me to admit something private....I'm telekinetic. There, I said it.
You should message me if want to have one of the most amazing conversations of your life. And seeing as how life is so short in the first place, you really need to jump on this here bandwagon before your window of opportunity passes you by.

Honestly, I can't stress this message me...haha. (Notice the capitalization, :D.)
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