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My self-summary
Hello, welcome to my hell [mwahahhahahaha] *cue fog machine and eerie music*

:D I love to be silly and enjoy a good laugh. I'm a single mom, and am drama free! Thank sweet heyzeus! [ya know like Jesus...but Mexican sounding ;P]

I wanna be with "my best friend" because I enjoy a person for all that they are and not just their looks or job. Love all shapes and sizes but I'm a sucker for big & tall guys.

I really dislike being called "ma" idk how that's appealing but whateves lol.

I really enjoy scifi and horror movies. Also comedies but not as much. If I'm watching netflix I find myself watching Anerican Dad! or something on Investigation Discovery.. Like forensic shows or serial killers. Love me some serial killers and zombies<3
I'm also a HUGE Ace Ventura fan hahha
What I’m doing with my life
Raising my midget and being a productive member of society
I’m really good at
Listening, making u laugh, making kids happy, finding things, word searches, sudoku puzes, relating a song to a movie, annnnddddd house hold chores lmao.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well if u talk to me u'd know I'm funny and not some weirdo creep or a lezzie.. 2nd would have to be my boobs. (:/ I get that a lot)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Firestarter by Stephen King
I like the Robert Langdon series by Dan Brown

Movies: Kentucky Fried Movie, Spaceballs(really anything by Mel Brooks) The Fifth Element, Mortal Kombat, love medieval themed movies.

Shows: family guy, adventure time, csi, ncis, super jail, law & order.

Music: led zeppelin, cream, CCR, the doors, Korn, slipknot, lamb of god, LMFAO, dance music, otep, static x, classical, not to crazy abt rap or country. Ah ha I listen to dlo and Mac dre on occasion lol
Six things I could never do without
Shoes that tie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our (son and I) future, math and sex.. Not that sex is super important, it just crosses my mind alot..
On a typical Friday night I am
Doin what moms do best: reminisce abt when I did crap on a Friday night hahaha. Can't even tell u what day of the week it is lmao. I don't really do much but that's just a lack of somethin to do. Can make the time if I had a reason to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open person, ask anything and I promise to answer honestly. Unless u ask my address I'll just say no haha ;)
You should message me if
You think we could get along or you're looking for someone genuine!

Cuz ya know, I'm genuinely awesome! ;) and a dork -___- lmao <3
The two of us