34Troutdale, United States
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My self-summary
Hi there! My name is Alisha.
I'm all about swimming around in the dating pool. That sounds gross, I'll need to work on that phrasing.
Real talk time- I just got my heart pooped on (not literally, you perv) and I'm not sure that I'm ready for dating or anything else that goes with it. I'm down to chat with people, have hope for decent men existing and have my ego stroked a baby-bit. Now that that is out of the way.....

Important stuff-
1)Humor Humor Humor. Sarcastic, offensive, ridiculous. Any form will do, but you've gotta have it. I have it and make funnies professionally on my podcast (shameless plug-
2)I love watching tv, pop-culture and stupid humor. Get over it.
3) You- Can go to a dive bar and sing/dance. Can enjoy spontaneous activities. Have no prob hanging out at home doing nothing or staying out all night doing 'roke and going to strip joints then getting up early to hike. Don't mind that 'plans' are things I don't like to do as they just tend to change.

In the dating process I have been called "quirky, weird, sassy, a smart-ass and hilarious", I take all as compliments. However, the greatest compliment I have ever been given was "While watching Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids', all I could picture was you!".

My passion is working with special education students. I feel/act/think like a 12 year old, so working with kids is the best.

I'm looking for someone that doesn't take life or themselves too seriously. I have two rules- You can't have my same birthday ( a lesson I've learned the hard way...twice.) and you must have at least 2 tattoos. Sorry- if you can't commit or are too uptight for ink, we aren't gonna mesh.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in Special Education is my passion, but it is closely followed by my podcast. Did I mention that? You should check it out- !

I recently returned from a month-long venture to the Marshall Islands and can't wait to save up for my next jambo (adventure).
I’m really good at
-Having fun!
-Making people (including myself) laugh.
-Making people in restaurants that are sitting by my table feel uncomfortable/jealous they aren't sitting with me/us.
-I like to think I'm very open minded/hearted and a good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, Smile, Sweater Puppies, loud laugh, the weird way I'm dancing/generally making a fool of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The reading bug has recently bit me and I've spent a lot of time at this place called the 'liberry'. Gillian Flynn is a new fave, anything by comedians (Dennis Leary, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffagan) and shamefully enjoyed the Hunger Games series.

Love movies and TV- Any comedies, action, especially horror. I'm up for anything. Fave movies- Seven, Murder Party, Dumb and Dumber, Any Tarantino and many, many more. TV faves- Dexter, Breaking Bad, Amazing Race, Happy Endings, The Soup, Golden Girls and Gravity Falls However, my TV habits have subsided quite a been as of late.

LOVE music, open to every genre. My dial (on that thing called a 'radio', because yes, I listen to that.) has settings for everything from oldies, alternative to pop and I proudly know every song that comes on. I'm always up to being introduced to new artists/styles.
Concerts I've been/going to in the last year-
fun. (5 times), Kimbra (3 times), Mayer Hawthorne, Fritz and the Tantrums (2 times), Little Hurricane, Jack White ( 3 times), Weezer (my all-time favorite) and some local shows.

I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet, but always find something.
Six things I could never do without
Family, Dog, Music, Sleep, Friends, Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dream vacations (Shark diving in Africa, Island huts in Panama).
Excitement in the week ahead.
Making the podcast even more successful. Did I mention I have one?
General daydreamyness.
On a typical Friday night I am
They are never really typical. It might be a casual night at home with pizza and tv, a game night with friends, dancing downtown, whatever!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've split my pants (on more than one occasion) while dancing. Those probably won't be the last times that happens, either.

I'll find any excuse to wear a tutu or jumpsuit.
You should message me if
-You have more than selfies in your photos section. (if you only have selfies it makes me feel sad for you. Like, you don't have friends that will take your picture or you don't do fun activities warranting a camera).
-You think Dumb and Dumber is a cinematic masterpiece.
-You don't have an ego.
-You ride a bike. A real bike. With a motor (preferably a Harley, not crotch rocket) and you need a bitch.
-You don't have to drink a lot just to have a good time.
The two of us