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My self-summary
☆Recently heartbroken, literally only looking for friends, but if you're very cool and accepting/respecting, there's a chance of being a platonic cuddle buddy. It's the first thing on here and starred, so you have no excuse☆

I'm extremely accepting of other people and am I very good listener; so if you're having a rough time or just need someone to talk to, feel free to drop me a line.
☆☆☆☆☆That being said, if you message me in any sort of disrespectful manner (including pet names, sexual suggestions, etc) I will not take kindly to you. ☆☆☆☆☆

Read this:

Honestly I'm just too lazy to fill this out with the great depth and wittiness that I'd like to. So you can imagine a funny story and some class and whatnot here.

Looking for a partner in crime to watch Netflix and play videogame with. Bonus points if you love Skyrim. I fucking love Skyrim.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional badass. Kidding, but also not really. I work with birds of prey (falcons, hawks, owls, osprey) and in wildlife rehabilitation. Just finished up college in Florida for Anthropology with minors in Biology and art. I'm trying to enjoy my life day to day. I get bored really easily, so hit me up if you wanna chill
I’m really good at
Art, video games (some of them, at least), swimming, kicking ass and taking names, blowing bubbles, getting obscure references, doing puzzles. Being weird. Baby talking animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
My size- I'm larger lady so I stick out in a crowd. However, that's not always a bad thing.

That or my eyes. Heterochromatic power!

Oh, I've got pink hair now, so if it's a day where it's pretty bright that might be it. Once an older woman complimented me on how natural it looked, so there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Hunger Games, Paper Towns, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo(series), The Virgin Suicides, No Exit, .........

Jawbreaker, Inception, 500 Days of Summer, Clockwork Orange, Ted, Tucker and Dale VS. Evil,
*If you don't like Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, chances are this isn't going to work out.

Skins (UK), Pokemon, My Strange Addiction, Adventure Time, Royal Pains, Doctor Who, Bones**, Awkward., Arrested Development, Girl Code, Pawn Stars, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Alaska: The Last Frontier, Ghost Mine, ......

I like pretty much anything. It honestly depends on my mood. And some favorites:
Macklemore, The Darkness, Marina and the Diamonds, MGMT, classic rock, etc

Ice cream- cookies and cream
Rack of lamb. (I've spent a lot of time contemplating and this is probably my all-time favorite food).
Six things I could never do without
A sense of adventure, Water, Curiosity, Companionship (or at least interaction), Something to do, the internet (I'm constantly looking up things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random things, really. I could go on for hours about the things I think about. The summer. People. Songs. What it would be like to be a flower/bird/something else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with my friends, watching tv (on the computer sometimes). It depend on if I'm at school or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm legitimately obsessed with pugs. Like, it's a problem... I hyperventilate when I see them sometimes.

Also, I can tie a knot in a cherry stem. I can also tell you about Leif Erikson.
You should message me if
If you want to talk. Or if you're a nerd, and feel like talking nerdy to me.
If you want to make food, or eat food that other people make. Especially message me if you get urges to bake glorious rainbow cakes.

Or if you have an awesome mustache.

Or if you want to skate at night in the vinoy park area

You can take me on a date if you want?

Literally just message me. I'm bored all the time and need people to hang out with.

☆☆ Not looking to be a hookup or have your babies☆☆
The two of us