35Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
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I was born and Raised in a mediocre sized town called Elk Grove near Sacramento California. Moved to Vermont at 16 and am now bunked in one of Brooklyns brownstones. I came to the city looking to jumpstart my career in graphic design and am loving every minute of it.

Some random things about me: I love going through old photographs, exploring yard sales and flea markets, planning my day out as if I were invading a castle, folding my clothes while figuring out the cosmos, avoiding pointy objects, I can drive a forklift, and am inclined to bake tasty things during the evening.
What I’m doing with my life
I do freelance design and photo retouching for several companies.
I’m really good at
Defending myself from a wheelchaired attacker, Avoiding death, Photoshop stuff, creating cookies, barbecuing, drawing, silly dancing. Also hot tubbing. I didn't quite qualify for the U.S. National men's team, but the one of the judges gave me a perfect 7.
The first things people usually notice about me
My claw hand!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Watership Down, The Pillars of the Earth, The Art of Racing in the Rain, The Road, Dune, The Way Things Work, A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Berenstain Bears (I've read the entire trilogy)

Movies: Better Off Dead, Robocop, Total Recall, Old Boy, The Empire Strikes Back, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, WALL-E, Cool Hand Luke, Pickpocket Waiting for Guffman, Darrens Dance Grooves.

Shows: The Wire, Southpark, An idiot abroad, Game of Thrones (books also), NOVA, Historical Docs, Silicon Valley, Bobs Burgers, Matlock.

Websites: FFFFOUND!, Foodwishes, BBC, Googlenews, Reddit, khanacademy, Universe Today, Io9, NPR, INTERNET K-HOLE (best site ever).

Food: Not too picky, I will eat and cook anything.

Music: If I can dance to it, I'm probably going to like it.
Six things I could never do without
Burritos, tacos, guacamole, tortilla chips, mariachi bands, and tequila.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Art ideas, space, what life on other planets might look like, wizards, time travel related stuff, medieval ejection seats, squirrels.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating from a can of cold beans. With a spork.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I watched and entire season of Days of Oure Lives. This was when Marlena Evans got buried alive. Gal had it rough.
You should message me if
You made it to the bottom of this page with some kind of smile on your face.
The two of us