29Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Stoddard! My name means keeper of horses.

I'm a songwriter, music teacher/director and a piano bar entertainer (Brandy's Piano Bar). I do tons of musical improv!

I recently moved to Astoria from Manhattan. I finally have a dog and a cat because of my roommates! Wooh! The cat currently likes me far better than the dog, which is a first.
I'm an atheist/humanist, I love vinyls, puppies, roller coasters and that beautiful feeling when you're really into a new book. Running is my favorite way to unknot my mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching piano lessons, music directing kids, being a piano man at piano bars, writing/performing with my band, performing and accompanying comedy, writing a song cycle!
I’m really good at
Making improvisers feel comfortable on stage
Making a crying toddler smile
Writing/Improvising songs and being silly!
Getting a room of kindergarteners to idolize me
The first things people usually notice about me
My whimsical charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My current favorite series is Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch! Also, Dark Matter by the same author is AMAZING.
I love No One Belongs Here More Than You by Meranda July, books on philosophy, and...Harry Potter obvi.

Favorite band is an obscure group. Beatles is their name. Check 'em out! Pink Floyd is a close second. Love Billy Joel, Elton John, Marvin Gaye, Carole King, Supertramp, Radiohead, etc.

I love so, so many movies. From absolute, bone-chilling horror to slap-stick nonsense. Also, man oh man do I enjoy tearjerkers.
Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Groundhog Day, Big, Phenomenon, The Lives Of Others, Family Man, The Shining, Wet Hot American Summer, American Psycho, Insidious, 13 Going On 30...

Some of my favorite shows are Dexter, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, Bloodline, Stella, Family Guy, and Southpark.

Food! Pizza. Gyoza. And mostly everything else.
Six things I could never do without
Love of all kinds
Comedic insanity
My closest pals
My piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucking amazing it is to be alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making music with my band, i.e. best friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like reading thriller/horror novels because they are the ultimate escape.
You should message me if
You would dance with me in a rainstorm.
The two of us