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My self-summary
"The male Maya Angelou"
-Maya Angelou
"We are in total agreement. He's intoxicating, humble, loving, great at spooning and a borderline hero for his taste in cheeses. He makes us feel like we can get anything done together."
- Hamas-Israeli-ISIS joint statement
"Not a total Asshole"
-Ned Tommerson...83 year old tenant who lives in my apartment building. He hates everyone.


I often find myself feeling grateful, fortunate and hungry. Also a bit maudlin at times but with a smile because I'm usually keenly aware of how lucky we are to be here. Life, even at it's worst, is wonderful. And constantly funny.

Goals in life are to become as thoughtful, kind, and productive as I can while trying to help out. And to love huge and to be there for my loved ones. And strangers too.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to help out. Be kind. Grow. Trying to not lose sight of what's true, authentic, important.

Also, I'm secretly planning a post 45 year old thong model career. I just have a gut feeling I'm going to look my best from 45 to 47 in a half. Just a gut feeling though. Could eaaaasily be wrong.
I’m really good at
Mowing down avocados
Knowing ALL the best public bathrooms in case of that much unwanted emergency
Approaching other people's dogs
Sleeping in the nude
Bear hugs
Making my nephews and nieces laugh and teaching them how to be mischievous. Respectful. But mischievous.

Not giving up
The first things people usually notice about me
Recently I was told my tush was "gorg"-slight caveat- It was in the steam room of my gym and the fella who told me was two parts hairy and scary. I called security. But was confusingly grateful for the compliment.

That didn't happen. But a silly question calls for a silly response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food...Me love food. Food love me.

Writers.....Tennessee Williams, Martin McDonagh. Eugene O'Neill. Chekov. Whitman. Bukowski. Hemingway. My brother.

Too many to list in music. Sam Cooke, Otis, Marvin, The Cure, Sturgill Simpson, Johnny Cash, Pogues, Mana, Gypsy Kings, Dubliners, War on Drugs, The Smiths, Irish/Celt music, Arcade Fire, The Cure, U2, Prince, Lord Huron, Future Islands and anything with a soul and a beat.

Movies. Too many to list. Most recently: The Hunt (Unreal, disturbing), Boyhood, Mad Max, Transparent is so good and one of the best things I've seen in ages......Catastrophe. Free on Amazon. Watch it.
The six things I could never do without

These sea salt dark chocolate almonds from Trader Joe's.

And themes like hope, meaning, faith, forgiveness, humanity's deal and allllways the weather. I'm Celtic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The big wonders
Nipples....Why on men? Recently found out why but still think about it.
How the subway was far more romantic before cell phone addiction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most Friday's I yodel....Loudly. In Latin.

There is no typical Friday. Varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cheated on a 4th grade science test. Still haunts me. And Blanche from Golden Girls made me feel some of first "private" feelings as a lad. She was juuuuust SUCH a firecracker.
You should message me if
You happen to be an old soul with a big heart and a tush. A strong woman who loves to laugh. Then you move up to the front of the line. Not that there is a line in any way. Metaphorically. It's a saying.