What People Know About Me
I am a trained statistician with an MBA in finance who now works in digital advertising--I know. I spent four years in the US Army but it is now all a blur to me. I do remember that I looked great in uniform. Haha! I am well traveled. I have covered 50 countries and lived in 11 of therm. I am fluent in four languages but apparently I am master in none. I am a pilot and avid surfer. I like to drive fast cars and ride fast bikes. I am witty and funny.
What People Don’t Know About Me
I am an orphan raised by ninjas. So, the laws of gravity don’t apply to me. I saved the world twice but I am not allowed to talk about it. I have great hand-eye coordination. I can kill a stone with two birds and put my pants on two legs at a time. I am a risk taker and lawbreaker. I once jaywalked across Broadway and I use my phone during take off and landings. Take that FBI. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy pat-on-the-backs people try to pass off as hugs nowadays. Four years ago I figured out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
Do Not Message Me If
You are a stripper
You have breast implants
You have pencil thin painted eyebrows
You are a creepy 60-year-old man pretending to be a hot girl