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My self-summary
Simple, I love life and I love living life. However, you should also know...

What People Know About Me

I am a trained statistician with an MBA in finance who now works in digital advertising--I know. I spent four years in the US Army but it is now all a blur to me. I do remember that I looked great in uniform. Haha! I am well traveled. I have covered 50 countries and lived in 11 of therm. I am fluent in four languages but apparently I am master in none. I am a pilot and avid surfer. I like to drive fast cars and ride fast bikes. I am witty and funny.

What People Don’t Know About Me

I am an orphan raised by ninjas. So, the laws of gravity don’t apply to me. I saved the world twice but I am not allowed to talk about it. I have great hand-eye coordination. I can kill a stone with two birds and put my pants on two legs at a time. I am a risk taker and lawbreaker. I once jaywalked across Broadway and I use my phone during take off and landings. Take that FBI. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy pat-on-the-backs people try to pass off as hugs nowadays. Four years ago I figured out the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an Alpha male
I’m really good at
I am really good at solving problems, accepting compliments, trying food who's name I can't pronounce, taking defined risks, eating with chop-sticks and being modest, of course
The first things people usually notice about me
That my skin glitters in sunlight
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don Quixote, Forest Gump, Swedish House Mafia, and Latin Food
Six things I could never do without
Air, food, water, sight, touch, love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
On a typical Friday night I am
...out saving the world but, again, I am not allowed to talk about it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I see dead people... really
You should message me if
You don’t take yourself too seriously. You are original rather than me-too, dorky rather than arrogant, happy rather than content, feminine rather than high maintenance, and ambitious rather than complacent. You are outgoing, energetic and truly love to travel. You are honest, kind, sincere and posses a warm heart. Five bonus points if you are fluent in sarcasm.

Do Not Message Me If

You are a stripper
You have breast implants
You have pencil thin painted eyebrows
You are a creepy 60-year-old man pretending to be a hot girl
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