64Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not particularly athletic, but I can kill bugs and carry suitcases.

I've been in relationships with PhD's and high school drop-outs, with rabbis (two) and witches (one). I recently took a real memory test (not internet nonsense). I scored in the 95th percentile in some subcategories and the 16th percentile in others. This was explained to me, but I don't remember the explanation.
What I’m doing with my life
For many years I was self-employed as owner of a music store. I now do administrative and bookkeeping work at a small non-profit firm. I'm also a QuickBooks ProAdvisor consultant and an Uber driver. And I play saxophone and piano at blues jams and in a band.
I’m really good at
Puns, punctuality, and parallel parking. Actually, I used to be GREAT at parallel parking. A stranger on the street once applauded me for squeezing into a space that seemed impossible. But now I drive a larger car, and I've lost that ability. Oh, spoonerisms. I won the Washington Post Style Invitational spoonerism contest with "Beatlemania" and "Meet Albania."
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like my photos, but without a suit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Run Run Lola Run, Beatles, Jacob Collier.
Six things I could never do without
Music, humor, sleep, chocolate, other things, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My feet are numb.
You should message me if
You know what sapiosexual means, or know how to look it up.
The two of us