AlphaBest
63 Alexandria, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not particularly athletic, but I can kill bugs and carry suitcases.

I've relationships with PhD's and high school drop-outs, with I've rabbis (two) and witches (one), and I've learned that for me, personal chemistry is the most important component of a relationship.

I recently took a test. The results were: VIRTUOSO (ISTP-T). I forgot what that means.

I also took a real memory test (not internet nonsense). I scored in the 95 percentile in some subcategories, and the 16 percentile in others. I don't remember what that means, either. :)
What I’m doing with my life
For many years I was self-employed as owner of a music store. I now do administrative and bookkeeping work at a small non-profit firm. I'm also a QuickBooks ProAdvisor consultant and an Uber driver. And I play saxophone and piano at blues jams and in a band.
I’m really good at
Puns, punctuality, and parallel parking. Actually, I used to be GREAT at parallel parking. A stranger on the street once applauded me for squeezing into a space that seemed impossible. But now I drive a larger car, and I've lost that ability. Oh, spoonerisms. I won the Washington Post Style Invitational spoonerisms contest with "Beatlemania" and "Meet Albania."
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like my photos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sushi, chocolate, Diet Pepsi, Run Run Lola Run, Beatles, Jacob Collier.
The six things I could never do without
Music, humor, sleep, chocolate, other things, and Oxford commas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Procrastination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My feet are numb.
You should message me if
You know what sapiosexual means, or can look it up.
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