33 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Bad news first: I do not make gobs of money. I have no musical ability and dance very much like a 30 something white lawyer. My ambitions are of a humble variety. I have no religious or spiritual beliefs. I can only cook like four dishes. I probably gamble a bit more than is necessary. Probably drink a bit more than is healthy. Default to sarcasm too easily.

On the flip side, I am funny, I am honest, I am smart, and I am loyal to the bone. I'm not needy or hateful or judgmental. I am good with kids and animals and a great friend to have. I am making efforts to address most of the stuff up top, I always wash my hands after I go to the bathroom. I also never say "ironically" when I mean "coincidentally". These are all good things.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an attorney in Chicago, mostly real estate (that's right, the sexiest field of law). I write for a movie website from time to time. I paid my rent playing poker for a bit after law school, but retired when I found a steady job. Volunteer with Chicago Lights.
I’m really good at
Writing, poker, making my friends laugh, making my family frustrated
The first things people usually notice about me
They're generally too polite to say it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game Of Thrones, You're The Worst Crazy Ex-Girlfried, Brookyln 99, Review, Key and Peele, The Americans, Sherlock, Veep

Catch-22, House of Leaves, Cat's Cradle, No Country For Old Men, The Corrections

The Thing, In Bruges, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Cabin In The Woods, Airplane!, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Annie Hall, Lord Of The Rings, The Departed, Clue

Radiohead, Explosions In The Sky, Wilco, Neko Case, Iron and Wine, Broken Social Scene, Drive-By Truckers, Frightened Rabbit, Wu-Tang, Titus Andronicus, Bloc Party
The six things I could never do without
the CTA, the internet, beer, a good movie theater nearby, Sriracha, some time to myself every week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies and TV, exercising (about 10 minutes for each minute of actually doing it), how much I would hate living in Los Angeles, what kind of dog I will get once I have a yard, why stupid things sound a little bit more true if they rhyme
On a typical Friday night I am
putting the "B" in suBtle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the band Cake less ironically than you do
You should message me if
Just do it; the worst that can happen is nothing