27 Burnaby, Canada
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My self-summary
It might be that I haven't had breakfast yet and I make terrible decisions when I'm hungry but here goes nothing. Hello internet. It's nice to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm full of ambition and certain that my dream of being paid a laughable wage in exchange for my subpar writing will one day come true. But in the meantime, I have just graduated from OttawaU with a degree in Political Science and Criminology. I have no idea what either of those things are, but I could write you a 100-page essay about them and cite my sources any way you like baby. I'm currently working for a large non-profit saving lives and making dreams come true everyday, or so I would like to believe. I'm new to Vancouver and would like to get to know you people.
I’m really good at
Being overwhelmingly handsome. I hope to coast on my youth and good looks for as long as possible because thinking is hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I don't live here and I should leave before they call the cops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I really should get out of bed to take a piss, but then again it's 5 AM and I'm really sleepy. But that's a moot point because my bladder is uncomfortably full and I won't be able to fall back asleep until I get out of bed and go to the bathroom anyway. My body really doesn't know what it wants sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think slavery is bad you guys. Fuck, I hope no future employers come across this. I'm bad at filling profiles out. I think they more or less don't matter. You can't really know if it's going to workout with someone based on what kind of books they read or favourite foods. Besides, most people decide whether or not they're insterested based on the pictures. Of course, if you come across as a serial killer in your profile, it might hinder you a bit. But only a bit. Let's just talk and see if there's something there.
You should message me if
You enjoy the sweet refreshing taste of Cantaloupe and the ancient art of origami bunny making.