31Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
It is impossible to summarize one's self. But my brain frequently tells me that I'm awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying film production, so someday I want to make movies.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My great big bushy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top three (off the top of my head) for each category.
The Road, Pandora's Star, Harry Potter.
The Godfather, Star Wars (there are only three), the Terminator.
Breaking Bad, Community, Band of Brothers.
Wilco, The Grateful Dead, Tool.
Palestinian, Chilean, Thai.
Six things I could never do without
My motorcycle, camping equipment (if that counts as one thing), cast iron skillet, my friends, butter, and campfires.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if dinosaurs lived with humans. And the dinosaurs had guns instead of arms. And we had some way of controlling the dinosaurs so they could help us. But then some baddie wants to use the gun-armed dinosaurs for evil. And then dinosaurs with guns for arms start fighting each other. And aliens come to save us from the dinosaurs, and ourselves. And with the knowledge from the aliens we learn to replace the dinosaur's guns with real arms. And we try to teach the dinosaurs to love, and to hug small children, but they're dinosaurs so they just eat the children. And the parents of the children sue the dinosaurs. And there's a long, drawn-out court process where one lawyer says "they're just dinosaurs, they can't be expected to NOT eat children." And one of the mothers of the children stands up and screams "I WANT THAT DINOSAUR DEAD." And the prosecutor screams "They're monsters" and the defending lawyer says "Duh. They're dinosaurs, what did you expect. At least they don't have guns for arms anymore."
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with my friends, talking about if dinosaurs had guns for arms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when I'm tired, I pee sitting down. Shocking, I know.
You should message me if
you're confused about the phrase "activity partner."
The two of us