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My self-summary
I'm never good at these things, I usually just type random things until it becomes a somewhat cohesive blob of random facts. However, I do thank you for reading my profile in its entirety, I'll be sure to return the favor.

The first thing you need to know about me (other than my ineptitude at making dating site profiles) is that I am married. I understand that causes a lot of confusion as to why I'm here, I sometimes wonder myself. The main reason is my wife and I are interested in polyamory. Despite any bad experiences you've had in the past, we are NOT sex-crazed lunatics that want to trick you into a threesome. What we are looking for is a good friendship that possibly turns into something more. Besides, you can't have too many friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a bank and secretly hope that I don't get robbed (or shot).
I’m really good at
My confidence probably hinders me from answering this correctly, I'd prefer to tell you what I like to do. I really like to play Magic the Gathering, as well as the Warcraft TCG. Video games have taken a pretty big part of my free time, ever since I was a kid kicking butt on the first Super Mario Bros. I own Munchkin, Resident Evil DBG, Gloom, and a couple other tabletop games and always need more people to play (I refuse to use the phrase "hit me up" so just send me a message instead).

I'm terrible at lying and meeting new people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a strange person, probably that I'm shy... I don't really know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't usually read books, not that I don't like to, I just don't. If I do find a book that interests me I binge read it though. Pretty sure I read all the A Song of Ice and Fire books in a matter of a week or two, but I did have a lot more free time then. Regardless of what it is, the book is (almost) always better.

My favorite movie is Stardust, followed by Disney's version of Robin Hood. Other ones that I highly recommend are Logan's Run, The Last Unicorn, and Death to Smoochie. I have yet to see a bad Pixar movie. You usually can't go wrong with Superhero movies either.

There's a lot of shows that need to be on this list, its just too hard to remember them all. Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Heroes, Invader Zim, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Merlin, Robin Hood, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Orange is the New Black.

Like most people, I listen to a wide variety of music. Listen to "Let the Little Lady Talk" by Capital Lights, you're welcome. Otis Redding, Van Morrison, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Louis Jordan, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Crash Kings, Band of Horses, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Heart, Lynyrd Skynyrd... At one time I had German Disco on my playlist, I will literally listen to just about anything.

The best food in no particular order: tacos, buffalo chicken pizza, my sister's lasagna, quesadillas, bourbon chicken, enchiladas, pulled pork anything, bbq chicken pizza, a burger from Fat Guy's, or probably anything else that's bound to be unhealthy.
The six things I could never do without
My wife, a warm bath, the internet, good radio stations, my phone (as hard as it is to admit it), and a comfy bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are so mean on this site.

If I fed the fish or not... but then it died.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating homemade tacos and drinking cerveza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually read people's profiles.
You should message me if
First off, I do not enjoy blatant sexual advances. It is kind of flattering but it really does make me feel awkward and makes me wonder if you read my profile and actually know what I'm looking for.

Other than that you can tell me your favorite band, your shoe size, I don't really care.