Amalia_Malaria
30 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Str: 11
Dex: 14
Con: 13
Int: 15
Wis: 15
Cha: 15
Com: 14

My alignment is Chaotic Good

I'm crazy happily newlywed to the most wonderful human I've ever known. I'm at an amazing place in my life and couldn't really ask for more. That being said I love meeting new friends because there's always something more you can learn from the people around you.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly just your standard work/play mixture with a sprinkling of weekly D&D and the occasional crazy fun costumed events.
I’m really good at
Being that weird impulsive friend that's (mostly) really fun to be with.

...and accidentally destroying all the things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos, hair, and flamboyant hyperactivity, plus loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Neil Gaiman, Gregory Maguire,, Paula Volsky, etc

Shows: Star Trek for the win!!!! Don't laugh but I will always love Voyager! Next years Halloween costume=Borg Queen!
Plus, of course, TNG

Movies: Cabin Fever, Evil Dead (and all others in that series), Dead Alive, Red Dwarf (The series), Neverending Story, Dark Crystal, Legend, Labyrinth, Ferngully

Music: Korpiklaani, Rasputina, NIN, Machinae Supremacy, Dir En Grey, Moi Dix Mois, Dethklok, Nightwish, Therion, Epica, Within Temptation, Delain

Food: I can make a shit ton of things with Ramen!!!
The six things I could never do without
Food
Water
Spouse
Friends
My cat Brimley
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cats... mostly just cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out with friends and doing anything that sound good at the time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
....does this count if it's not actually true?

Yes?

Well in that case I posses the Amittyville Toaster and I put waffles in to make human hands...and then consume them...

What? Oh, something real... fine.

I am terrified of potato bugs...

You should message me if
You like my brand of crazy

You think that nerds rock

-But-

If you send me a single line message or one that is obviously a mass message then I will simply ignore you and move on or worse, I will shame you . If you are serious about starting a conversation then actually start one.

Additionally, I am happily married and in no way, shape, or form looking for a sexual partner. Do not message me at all if that's what you're looking for.
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