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My self-summary
Hey guys! I'm Mandy. I'm just your typical late 30's girl looking to find a nice guy. I actually mean that. I am looking for a NICE guy. Contrary to popular belief, nice guys do not always finish last. They just haven't found the right race.

Most people who really know me would describe me as quirky, funny, perhaps even a little crazy. But, not THAT kind of crazy. I just
enjoy doing silly, off the wall things such as going people watching, picking out someone and, creating their entire life story. I tend to make appropriate joke at inappropriate times. Sarcasm is my right hand man and irony rarely escapes me. I truly believe that a good pun goes a long way. As a speech therapy assistant, proper grammar and an extensive vocabulary are important to me.

Besides spending all day playing games with kids, I'm a shift super at a major drug store chain. Yes, I'm busy. However, if I'm interested, I'll make time.

As I mentioned before, I'm looking for a NICE guy. Showing me your naughty bits and making vague sexual innuendos are not things that will impress me. Along with NICEness, a good sense of humor, intelligence, and self sufficiency rev me up. So, if you got all that going on, hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing my best not to screw it all up. I'm at a pretty good place in life. I own my house, got a couple good jobs (yeah, I'd prefer only one, but I like nice things.... go ahead, judge.) I'd like to eventually go back to school, maybe even try a new career. Interior design? Advertising? Who knows? Don't get me wrong. I love what I do. But, I like options.
I’m really good at
...making people laugh.
...making things awkward.
...making lists.............
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor...
...and my eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984-George Orwell
Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger
Stranger in a Strange Land-Robert Heinlein
True Crime novels
The Giving Tree-Shel Silverstien
The Lorax-Dr. Suess

Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Empire Records
Any Beatles related movies (e.g., Back Beat, Hard
Day's Night, Help!, etc...)

TV Shows:
American Horror Story
Big Brother
Modern Marvels
(Old British) Top Gear
Antiques Roadshow
Downton Abbey
Orange is the New Black
Stranger Things

The Beatles
Jimmy Buffett
Louis Armstrong
Lady Gaga
Ed Sheran
Ella Fitzgerald
ANY Classic Rock (e.g., CCR, Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, etc...)

BBQ Chicken
Corn on the Cob
Homemade Pizza
Bubble Gum Ice Cream
Beef (any kind, any where)
Queso dip
Six things I could never do without
1. My family/friends
2. My car
3. My cats
4. Technology
5. My DVR
6. My job(s)
I spend a lot of time thinking about I can better myself...
...what I want out of life...
...why smurfs are blue...
...what the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow might be...

Lots of things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at the store or at home in my PJ's watching movies or catching up on my DVR/Netflix. Every so often, I'll head out with friends out to dinner, to a movie, or to do some shopping. I am pretty much over the bar scene, got plenty of that in college. I don't mind revisiting it every so often but, when it comes down to it, I'm really a homebody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in love with the jingles....still. (And, yes, even still....)
You should message me if
You're fluent is sarcasm,
Know the free credit jingles,
Or just think I'm awesome. 😆
The two of us