Most people who really know me would describe me as quirky, funny, perhaps even a little crazy. But, not THAT kind of crazy. I just
enjoy doing silly, off the wall thing. Like going
people watching, picking out someone and creating their entire life story. Making appropriate joke at inappropriate times. Sacarasm is my right hand man and irony rarely escapes me. I truly believe that a good pun goes a long way. As a speech therapy assistant, proper grammar and an extensive vocabulary are important to me.
Besides spending all day playing games with kids, I'm a shift super at a major drug store chain. Yes, I'm busy. However, if I'm interested, I'll make time.
As I mentioned before, I'm looking for a NICE guy. Showing me your naughty bits and making vague sexual innuendos are not things that will impress me. Along with NICEness, an good sense of humor, intelligence, and self sufficiency rev me up. So, if you got all that going on, hit me up.
...making people laugh.
...making things awkward.
...and my eyes...
Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger
Stranger in a Strange Land-Robert Heinlein
True Crime novels
The Giving Tree-Shel Silverstien
The Hunger Games Trilogy-Suzannne Collins
The Lorax-Dr. Suess
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Any Beatles related movies (e.g., Back Beat, Hard
Day's Night, Help!, etc...)
The Big Bang Theory
(Old British) Top Gear
ANY Classic Rock (e.g., CCR, Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, etc...)
Corn on the Cob
Bubble Gum Ice Cream
A GOOD steak
2. My car
3. My cats
5. My DVR
6. My job(s)
...what I want out of life...
...why smurfs are blue...
...what the air speed of an unladen swallow might be...
Lots of things...
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Or just think I'm awesome. 😆