24 San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
Cinephile. Lonestar Guzzler. Whiskey Lover. Whataburger Groupie. Goofball.
What I’m doing with my life
College graduate. (This means I'm stuck in the awkward transition of growing up and becoming a fully functional human being. It hasn't been going too well.)
I’m really good at
Playing Time Crisis II.
Cooking Tonkatsu.
Being mildly entertaining.
Looking fresh to death 24/7.
The first things people usually notice about me
glasses. incredibly bland personality & monotone voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch a lot of movies. I love screwball comedies from the thirties, film noir, and French 60s New Wave particularly.

David Lynch.
Coen Brothers.
Sofia Coppola.
Edgar Wright.
Wes Anderson.
Woody Allen.
David Fincher.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (it's a guilty pleasure leave me alone)
Twin Peaks
Arrested Development
Mad Men
The Twilight Zone
Bob's Burgers
Freaks & Geeks
Rick & Morty
Tim & Eric
Stranger Things
Its Always Sunny
Regular Show

Post-Punk, Punk, Goth Rock, Psychedelic/Garage Rock, & halloween soundtracks from the 1940s
The six things I could never do without
-Whataburger Spicy Ketchup
-My puppy Scully
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why monty python never exactly told me what the meaning of life is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lurking downtown with friends whilst being a judgemental asshole and lovin' it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a replicant.
You should message me if
You're a film buff
You drink your whiskey without soda
You like spicy food and want to try new exotic culinary creations (but not that exotic)
You have nothing better to do