23 San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
im self-deprecating. i like being downtown. i enjoy movies and i like people who can be sarcastic with me. i'm also a slut for food.
What I’m doing with my life
College student (Senior). Waitress. Trying to watch all 9 seasons of the Xfiles then realizing its impossible and there are too many episodes so I lie on the floor in pain crying.
I’m really good at
Playing Time Crisis II.
Cooking Tonkatsu.
Being mildly entertaining.
Looking fresh to death 24/7.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hipster glasses. & sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a screen junkie. I LOVE film. too much. Rather than list films, I'll list directors.
David Lynch.
Coen Brothers.
Sofia Coppola.
Edgar Wright.
Wes Anderson.
Woody Allen.
David Fincher.

As for Television, my all time favorites...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Twin Peaks
Arrested Development
Mad Men
The Twilight Zone
Bob's Burgers
Freaks & Geeks
Rick & Morty
Tim & Eric
Master of None

Music, if you must know.
(Mainly New Wave, Post Punk, Punk, & Alternative)
Dead Kennedys
Serge Gainsbourg
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Smashing Pumpkins
New Order
The six things I could never do without
-Dank Memes
-Food. But like greasy delicious pizza. & Whataburger spicy ketchup.

The many things I fucking hate
-people who walk slow
-people who wear shorts in 40 degree weather
-people who think San Antonio is lame
-waiting in line
-dry hands. hand lotion is life
-tribal tattoos
-animals with people names. who names their dog Steve?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why monty python never exactly told me what the meaning of life is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Downtown surrounded with friends being a judgmental asshole and loving it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a replicant.
You should message me if
You're a film buff & wanna hang out and go on adventures and stuff.
We can ride bikes, eat food, and drink like alcoholics.