College graduate. (This means I'm stuck in the awkward transition of growing up and becoming a fully functional human being. It hasn't been going too well.)
Being mildly entertaining.
Looking fresh to death 24/7.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (it's a guilty pleasure leave me alone)
The Twilight Zone
Freaks & Geeks
Rick & Morty
Tim & Eric
Its Always Sunny
Post-Punk, Punk, Goth Rock, Psychedelic/Garage Rock, & halloween soundtracks from the 1940s
-Whataburger Spicy Ketchup
-My puppy Scully
You drink your whiskey without soda
You like spicy food and want to try new exotic culinary creations (but not that exotic)
You have nothing better to do