Amentis
28 Lindenhurst, United States
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My self-summary
Note: This is kinda really out of date. All of it. By a few years. I'll update it, eventually.

Hi.
I'm not really good at these things, so uhmmm. I'm a college student. I have red hair. I love learning (especially love psychology and nature documentaries). I'm pretty much a nerd, but a well-rounded one.
I love music (electronica, house, indie, trance, and just about anything else), video games, and cartoons. I love going to shows, and I miss Manhattan. :(

I love to sass people, I'm quick witted, informed about the world, and snarkily sarcastic. :3

Oh, and my username? It means "madness" in Latin. I woulda chosen "HyperMediocrity" as my username, but some jerkface took it already.

I am snarky, passionate, and informed
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm on an extended hiatus from college due to funds. I know work in THE EXCITING WORLD OF CREDIT CARD PROCESSING, OOOOOOOOOH ahhhh. I don't know what I'm doing in the future. I plan to get a PHD in social psychology, but that's way down the line.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, sassing, video games, and riffing movies!
People tell me I'm good at writing (scholarly writing), but why would I believe that!
I'm also good at following directions. Unless I don't like you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My outlandish shirts. I wear very silly, very bright clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see...
Books: Chuck Palahniuk, Lord of the Rings, Existentialist stuff, Dune, The 39 Steps, and some others I can't think of right now.

Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, Escape From New York, The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness (see a trend)?, Kelly's Heroes, The Great Escape, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Waking Life, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Black Dynamite, Blade Runner, Blazing Saddles, Brazil, Clerks, Dark City, Darkman, Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Food Inc., Grandma's Boy, Ghostbusters, Magnificent Seven, North by Northwest, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun of the Dead, Spaceballs, The Fifth Element, The Goonies, The Warriors, The Big Lebowski, Army of Darkness, They Live, Young Frankenstein, Clue.

Music:
I love Daft Punk. A lot. Besides that, I'll listen to anything, but I've accidentally gotten super unironically into future synth and vaporwave, because shitty future 80s music is amazing.

Shows:
8 out of 10 Cats, Mock the Week, QI, Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie To You?, An Idiot Abroad, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Shooting Stars.
The six things I could never do without
1: Computer
2: Internet
3: Online Piracy
4: Sarcasm
5: Humor
6: Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything. The awesomeness of nature and the universe we live in. My future. Where I'm going in life. What I'm doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home, playing video games, out at a show (when I'm back downstate near the city), or hanging with my friends, watching movies and having a good time.
I may or may not be cruising with my partner, Jabronksi, trying to stop crime in our Slam Van.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a pair of pink boxers that say "Don't Judge Me" across the ass.
... don't judge me.

Also, there's a youtube video of me reading gay porn to the crowd at a production of Rocky Horror.

ALSO, the people who write either "I'm an open book so just message me lolz!" or "it wouldn't be private if I wrote it here lolz!" annoy me. A LOT.
You should message me if
I seem interesting! Or if you want a verbal sassing. I'm good at the sass thing.
Snark too.

I don't like older men by the way. Not trying to be mean, just sick of all the creepers. Go away kthx.
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