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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Kelly and currently looking to meet new people. Don't be fooled by the resting bitchface. I really am a nice person.

I just moved back to Denver, closer to work, which is at DIA, and I'm looking to do a lot of exploring around town and meeting A TON of new people! I'm 30 and I work for a major airline as a ramp agent. I have a very physical job, and am physically fit.. I'm geeky, love video games, anime, comic books and cartoons.

References include capt_carl and my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently, I've been really wanting to start hiking and maybe try snow boarding. I've never done any of those things before, but I've been in the mood to try new things in my life.

I've also recently got back into painting and art in general. I'm still not as good as I was when I was younger, but I know it's going to take time and practice.

I stay fit with the nature of my day-to-day job, in addition to hitting the gym a few times a week. I'd really like to start boxing soon, so as to try something new and keep my workout as non-boring as possible.

I like dancing, but it's been a long time since I've been able to. Favorites include salsa, tango and hip hop/club dancing. I'd really like to get back into it, and learn some other styles.

Another thing I want to start doing is volunteer somewhere, now that I have the free time. My only issue is figuring out where.
I’m really good at
Your mom
Zoning out
Being snarky
Understanding and dissecting contemporary literature
Being on time
Telling it like it is
Fashion/Make up (was previously on the "things I'm not good at" list)

Things I'm not good at:
Understanding sports
Figuring out how to turn on the tv
Using chopsticks
Having a normal sleep schedule
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I have a very outgoing personality, even though I'm pretty introverted. I can be loud and sweary a lot of the times, but I still prefer my quiet nights at home.

Also, I'm short.

One more thing, I'm terrible at small talk when first speaking with someone here. It's because I feel like whatever we discuss online could be better done in person, so we don't run out of things to talk about before the first date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, The Giver and it's associated sequels, Hunger Games, Divergent and it's associated sequel(s), and Misc. webcomics. Used to be big into manga, back in the day, but I've sort of phased out of it. My all time favorite series is His Dark Materials. If you've read it, I'd love to chat with you!

Music: My tastes are very eclectic. If you look through my spotify, you'll see everything from Nicki Manaj to disney songs, to glee covers, to older country and so forth.

TV: Legend of Korra, Rick and Morty, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Flash, Gotham, How to Get Away with Murder, Supergirl, Grimm, American Horror Story, Sense8

Movies: Deadpool, Logan, Pitch Perfect, Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts (of course), Kingsman, Inglorious Basterds, Django, Clerks 1/2, Office Space, Eurotrip, Grindhouse, Brave and most other Pixar/Disney movies, and most Marvel movies.

Food: I love Cincinnati chili. It's my staple food. Aside from it, I eat mostly red meat and potatoes.

Other Things That Interest Me:
Six things I could never do without
Spotify and Wireless Headphones

Woogie and monkey butter (my cats)

Cincinnati Chili

My sarcasm

A book to read

Geeky t-shirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I want to know why OKC got rid of the journal features on the profiles. My journal entrees are fucking hilarious and everyone would be rollin'..
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working, but if not then I'm always looking for a new bar to try.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I joke around at work about my nerdy coworkers, who play magic the gathering and clash of clans, but then I go home and sign up for a month's worth of WoW just so I can play the pre-expansion content.
You should message me if
You think you can handle my sarcasm and are looking for something serious.

Also, if you're into hiking or snow sports. I really want to get into doing those things, but I don't really know anyone that actually does them and I don't want to by myself. So, if you can help me on that path, you will be my favorite person.
The two of us