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My self-summary
I'd like to think I'm not a hipster. But then I realize that I listen to obscure music, wear tight fitting clothes and enjoy growing ironic facial hair. Shit.

I am an INTJ/INTP. I typically get along well with extroverts, but when I hit it off with another introvert it is MAGICAL. We can talk for hours on end. If you assume silence is always awkward then we probably won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how to retire at 30 so I can play hipster music that no one listens to and call myself a "professional musician" after I sell a couple albums to my friends.

Moving around the country, been in Austin just for 3 years after spending 4 years in Seattle, college in upstate New York and growing up in Maine. Next could be Colorado... or if I decide to go off the deep end Sweden or New Zealand.

Shameless self promotion section
Making cool websites to find sweet concerts -
Playing guitar in a sweet band -
I’m really good at
Making (and eating) breakfast tacos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently/Recently: Pineapple Thief, Stranger in a Strange Land, Friday Night Lights

Music: Porcupine Tree, RX Bandits, Portugal. the Man, Opeth, Queens of the Stone Age/Kyuss, Alice in Chains, Portishead, Mono, YOB, Dredg, Led Zeppelin, Jeff Buckley. Fav local bands: Hikes, Boyfrndz, My Education, Calm Blue Sea, Dry Season

Movies/TV: Gladiator, Grandma's Boy, Snatch, Wayne's World, Almost Famous, Battlestar Galactica, Metalocalypse

Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Feynman, LOTR, The Kite Runner, Brave New World, Lord of the Flies, The Art of War, Into the Wild.
Six things I could never do without
Great Friends
Inside Jokes
A Change of Seasons
Trusted Hoody (turns out this isn't very useful in Texas)
Playing Outside
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Conquering the world. Most people make the mistake of wanting to start with Asia for that juicy 7 army bonus, but it is all about taking North America and expanding from there.

How to outsource my dating life to India.

How Stone Temple Pilots are unjustifiably coined as a grunge ripoff band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once worked with a Russian spy

I enjoy being the little spoon, also known as jetpacking
You should message me if
You have a Vinyl player and I can play my budding collection with.

Your spine glows red when you make love.

You have pets I can play with! I really miss my pets back home and sad I can't have any pets in my current apartment.

You are a part of my Karass.

You get one of the subtle (or not so subtle) references in my profile.

You know what you get when you cross an elephant with a banana.
The two of us