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My self-summary
Jedi in the streets and a Sith in the sheets.

My name is Andi. I don't want to be your girlfriend, but I will be your ride or die.

I'm a 26 year old improv comedian currently performing out of Mesa. I'm also writing and producing a webseries. All that combined with a big kid job keeps me pretty busy, but in my downtime I am spontaneous, dark and mysterious. I'm into collecting oddities, watching horror films, and finding the AZ fringe scene. I have a restless heart and a chameleon soul. I ride a scooter, which just adds to the quirk about me. I want to breathe life in until I cough and experience true beauty and freedom until it hurts. Explore with me, won't you?
IG and Snapchat: andioliver

Sidenote: if you message me with something sexual and uncreative right out of the gate, not only will I not respond, but I will post it on one of those sites where people get together and laugh at guys like you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a comedian, I want to entertain the world. My goal is to live my life like a work of art. To be able to say I did whatever I wanted to do.

I'm writing and producing a comedy webseries with my best friend of 20+ years.

I don't do stand up that much, but do a lot of improv and sketch

I'm also in marketing, blah blah adulthood
I’m really good at
Quick, witty comebacks, wingmanning, Rockstarring of the karaoke persuasion, showing people bitchin new music and hilarious YouTube videos, pop culture trivia, making pasta from very few ingredients, giving objective and logical advice, shotgunning beers really really fast, rationalizing indulging in your vices, giving backrubs, and getting and doing I want. That I'm the BEST at.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually drunk and invading their personal space. I make a lot of eye contact and I enunciate my words.

I am that person that engages everyone, works a room and genuinely enjoys talking to everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Indie rock, folk, post-rock, punk, ska, horrorpunk, metal, and string tributes.
Favorite bands are Manchester Orchestra, Brand New, The Lonely Forest, Misfits (Danzig, not Graves) Radiohead, The Germs, Crass, blitzkid and Andrew Jackson Jihad.

Movies: Horror, comedy, sci-fi, classics, porn.
Favorite movies are Waking Life, the Fifth Element, Drop Dead Fred, Casino, and High Fidelity

Books: Anything that can keep me reading it.
Favorite books are The Giver, I hope they serve beer in hell, Invisible Monsters, and World War Z
Six things I could never do without
-social interaction
-the occasional indulgence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to be remembered when I'm gone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either performing, or looking for an opportunity for adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hard one to tame...
And sometimes music videos make me cry.

Also, I have an obsession with beards. If you have a beard, I'm getting all up in it.
You should message me if
You think you can make me laugh or show me music you think I'd like. Or if you just wanna get stoned and watch netflix.
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