35Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I was going to revamp this entire thing but I've already lost the motivation. So this is where I will just ramble about stuff.

-I like movies of all sorts.
-I like a rather broad interest in music.
-I really enjoy karaoke
-I tried stand up comedy and wasn't horrible
-My license plate says "Robocop"
-I keep the dogtag of my childhood puppy on my keys and have kept it there for almost 14 years now.
-I've seen a grown man get his "Beans above the frank, There's Something About Mary" style
-I attend midnight events for movies as often as I can.
-I flew across the country to a Kevin Smith film festival
-I love drinking around campfires
-SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy is the best thing to ever come from that show.
-There is always money in the Banana Stand
-I get excited for Pixar films
-I love meeting new people in random places.
-I used to have an alligator for a pet
-42 is the answer to the ultimate question.
-37 is my lucky number

I am a cynical ass with a heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Working to be the best me that I can be. Everything else will fall into place.
I’m really good at
Yahtzee and scattergories.
Six things I could never do without
-my friends
-more tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering how exactly the three seashells thing work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whatever life tosses my way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not private, but I still tear up when I watch any of the Toy Story movies.
You should message me if
If you want to.
The two of us