Essentially, if there's one thing I know, it's everything.
C. Making lists in a coherent manner, one line jokes and proper use of the oxford comma.
I hope somebody actually picks up on that. Anyway, I rather enjoy grammar, as stated. I've edited a pair of novels to date, so I had better be good at it.
I'm quite athletic as well. I run a lot and play semi-organized sports like basketball, softball, and bowling.
Oh, also terrible puns. I'm wonderful at those. I could make you groan for hours on end.
"You have impeccable eyelashes!"
It was a good day.
-Song of Ice and Fire series
-Stephen King novels
-Calvin and Hobbes (it counts, dammit!)
-Star Wars (the original trilogy)
-Apparently I like sci-fi
-Things that taste good. Usually. Sometimes I just say to myself, "Damn, I could really go for something that tastes like it came out of a dumpster."
-80s synth pop
-Also pretty much any rock from most ages
-This felt weird only having two bullet points. Now there is a third.
-Well written comedies (30 Rock, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Archer)
-Some drama-type things (Justified, Walking Dead)
-Sports things. You know how I love watching all those football baskets and whatnot. But seriously, I love sports.
2. Video games
3. Steel-toed boots
4. Mexican food
5. All my good friends (if that's not one as a whole, then eff this question)
It has come to my attention that I did indeed put an entire food category above each and every one of my closest friends. I regret nothing about this decision.
-Why does the word "phony" not mean full of phones?
-I bet I could reenact Napoleon's last stand with shadow puppets.
-Yeah, I could bring back the popped collar.
-I think I like bagels, but only as a medium to consume cream cheese.
The list goes on, and none of it is particularly inspiring stuff.
But yeah, mostly bowling.
Thus, I've practiced Fruit Ninja religiously to prepare myself for the end times.
2. You have actually read this far and are maintaining more than a passing interest.
3. You appreciate a fantastic wit and relatively unrivaled cleverness.
4. If you desperately need someone to sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in a remarkably accurate Gollum voice. I HAVE TRAINED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT.