Noodles & co
Soundtracks from musicals
ALL OF THE THINGS
I would just like to take a moment and let everyone know that my roommate made this for me and this is what she typed without my consent and it is ridiculous how accurate it is oh my god.
Ok fine not all of the time, but I work enough to where I reserve the right to get shit faced.
(Or if you're taller than 5'8 with tattoos and nice hair with some sort of musical or artistic abilities and actually know how to carry on an intelligent conversation. But I'm not picky.)