37 Meriden, United States
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My self-summary
I am a riddle wrapped mystery inside an enigma, wrapped in brown paper, mailed to abu dabi and sent back return to sender. I am a poster boy with no poster. I am 32 flavors and then some. I have all the erasers to all the mini golf pencils. I can out-leg press Pat Robertson, but not Madiline Albright. I can do a crazyroll. I've carved my name on the mast of Van Cleef's ship. I am The Pastor of Muppets. I know his name. I'm a 21'st century digital boy. I have somthing to say, It's better to burn out than fade away. I'm doing a heckuva job. I can name all the members of the electric mayhem band. I've seen it all along, in books and magazines. I've always got rope.
Okl I'm not looking for a date, sometimes I'd like someone to chat with. Right now my life is my girlfirend and roller derby. You need some advise as a jammer send me a message. If youre a blocker watch out!!

I am funny, sweet, and irreverent
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a phone company, I fix pbx systems. I'm a field tech so I get to drive around the state a lot witch keeps me from getting bored. I spend most of my time roller blading, playing video games or catching movies. I play roller derby for the CT death quads and am training to be a derby ref for CTRG.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm flying in the air.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Sci fi and fantasy books. Either that or non-fiction. I like all kinds of movies, from High minded films to complete popcorn movies to movies that are sooooo bad you can only make fun of them (Uwe Boll I'm looking at you.) I have a pretty broad musical taste From folk (Edie Carey, Ani Difranco) to punk (Bad Religion, Pennywise). To 80's rock (Pat Benetar, Def Leppard).
The six things I could never do without
Skating, Friends, Music, Movies, My parents, My Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Out checking out some music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think having a smaller profile is better, it leaves more room for conversation.
You should message me if
You are into roller derby and want some tips from The Pasor of Muppets