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My self-summary
I am a lovable stud muffin with an infectious grin. After 4 years in NYC, I have moved back to Seattle. For the last 2 years in NYC, I had been CEO of a multimedia company that focuses on animation and video production but now, I am back into the family business in an executive role. Many describe me as energetic, spontaneous, quirky, progressive, and ambitious. I am also a feminist and Black Lives Matter ally. #NoDAPL

I am looking for a human who is cultured, educated, and humorous. A woman with a good sense of humor or at least laughs at mine and is intellectually stimulating. Someone who will slurp pho with me or waste hours in a museum. Enjoys the blatant use of malapropisms. I have a pretty strong personality so I need somebody who will tell me I am idiot when I am an idiot. Must be pro-choice because even if I overlook that flaw, my mother won't. If I sound somewhat delicious, say howdy good sir.

ENFP if that matters.

Congratulations to reading this far, a free random album suggestion of the week: Evil Friends by Portugal. The Man

And after reading some of the messages sent to my sister, I feel sorry for most of the women on okcupid. There are a shit ton of creepy creepy guys. I apologize for my gender.
What I’m doing with my life
Selling a ton of pop and green products. Overcoming the snorchestra of my piglet attachés.
I’m really good at
Talking and making people blush with inappropriate commentaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard, mole and bushels of eye brow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: invisible man, got the world watching by Mychal Denzel Smith

Movie: Lenny

Show: Daily Show

Music: Built To Spill

Food: Ethiopian
Six things I could never do without
Godot and Bernie- my puppies
Smart friends
My passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Balancing the mental commitment of how far from home do I want to go for food and drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I lived in Argentina working for Cadbury, I completely covered my dining room table with kids candy that I collected for a research report and somehow ate all the candy in the following weeks. I gained quite a bit of weight working for Cadbury.
You should message me if
If you want to grab my attention.
The two of us